Amazing and Amusing

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12 Signs You Are Addicted to Storm2K and Cyclones

12. You have radar and/or satellite shots of a hurricane on your hard drive

11. You have a knots to mph conversion chart taped to the wall

10. You have an opinion of Joe B. one way or the other

9. The next time you see the acronym “SAL” you’re gonna throw the monitor out the window

8. Ditto for the word “w i s h c a s t er”

7. Ditto for any threads with “wobble”, “turn”, and “trend” in the same sentence

6. You still use a paper tracking map

5. You know what Dvorak intensity means

4. You have stared at a satellite image of a Nor’easter in February and thought “Why couldn’t it look like this in September??”

3. Your pulse goes up when you see a CDO and Eyewall

2. You know the model plots for an invest before the first advisory is issued

--and number one--drum roll--

1. The word “floater” has a whole new meaning for you

jschlitz

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"We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on."

"I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."

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An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

He Will Survive

First 99L was afraid

It was petrified

Kept thinking he could never live

without Storm2K by its side

But he spent so many nights

thinking how NRL did him wrong

He grew strong

He learned how to carry on

and so he’s back

from cyber space

he just came back to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

he knows he should have dissipated

he should have not reformed again

If he had known for just one second

you'd relabel him 90L

Go on now go pull up the models

don’t plot the CLIPER

'cause you know its not performing anymore

wasn’t it the one who tried to turn Arlene away

you think 90L will crumble

you think 90L will lay down and die

Oh no, he won’t

He will survive

as long as we’re monitoring him

He knows he will stay alive

He’s got all the water to live

He’s got all the rain to give

and he'll survive

He will survive

It took all the strength he had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of his rainy trough

and he spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for himself

He used to cry

Now he holds his convection high

and you’ll see him

here on the board

He’s not that chained up little wave

still off Africa

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expecting him to form

now he’s saving all his energy

for Florida to enjoy


-senorpepr

© 2005 Storm2K