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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#21 Postby Teban54 » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:55 pm

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Remnants Of Peter Advisory Number 18
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL162021
1100 PM AST Wed Sep 22 2021

...DEPRESSION PETERS OUT...
...THIS IS THE LAST ADVISORY ON PETER...
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#22 Postby Teban54 » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:09 am

Post-Tropical Cyclone Rose Discussion Number 17
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL172021
900 AM GMT Thu Sep 23 2021

Rose has withered away.
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#23 Postby Landy » Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:22 pm

It seems like the NHC decided to have a little fun with Victor. :D

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Tropical Depression Victor Advisory Number 19
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL202021
1100 PM AST Sun Oct 03 2021

...VICTOR NO VICTOR IN ITS BATTLE AGAINST DRY AIR AND SHEAR...

In its battle against dry air and shear, Victor is far from its
namesake.
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#24 Postby Iceresistance » Mon Nov 01, 2021 10:17 am

Subtropical Storm Wanda Advisory Number 7
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL212021
300 PM GMT Mon Nov 01 2021

...WANDA WANDERING ACROSS THE NORTH ATLANTIC WEST OF THE AZORES...


SUMMARY OF 300 PM GMT...1500 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...34.0N 43.0W
ABOUT 935 MI...1505 KM WSW OF THE AZORES
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...45 MPH...75 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...E OR 90 DEGREES AT 6 MPH...9 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...993 MB...29.33 INCHES
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#25 Postby Iceresistance » Sat Oct 08, 2022 12:57 pm

Seriously? :lol: (Public Advisory 9A)

...JULIA HEADING TOWARD NICARAGUA IN A HURRY...
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#26 Postby chaser1 » Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:06 pm

Iceresistance wrote:Seriously? :lol: (Public Advisory 9A)

...JULIA HEADING TOWARD NICARAGUA IN A HURRY...


huh? Now that one just went over my head....?
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#27 Postby Iceresistance » Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:09 pm

chaser1 wrote:
Iceresistance wrote:Seriously? :lol: (Public Advisory 9A)

...JULIA HEADING TOWARD NICARAGUA IN A HURRY...


huh? Now that one just went over my head....?


She's moving at 18 mph towards Nicaragua.
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#28 Postby underthwx » Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:06 am

Teban54 wrote:
BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Teddy Advisory Number 14
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL202020
1100 PM AST Tue Sep 15 2020

...TEDDY BEARS WATCHING...
...FORECAST TO STRENGTHEN AND MOVE NORTHWESTWARD OVER THE CENTRAL
AND WESTERN ATLANTIC INTO THE WEEKEND...

Now that's cute....makes me feel all warm and fuzzy bro...
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#29 Postby underthwx » Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:19 am

ZCZC MIATCDAT1 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
TROPICAL STORM FRANKLIN DISCUSSION NUMBER 8
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
5 AM EDT SAT JUL 23 2005


FRANKLIN...THE STORM...NOT THE FORECASTER...HAS BECOME A LITTLE
BETTER ORGANIZED OVERNIGHT. REPORTS FROM THE AIR FORCE RESERVE
HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT A FEW HOURS AGO INDICATE THAT THE WIND
FIELD HAS BECOME MORE SYMMETRIC.....etc.
(Source:Funnel Fiasco hall of fame discussions...check it out!)

Here's one I found, shortest forecast discussion...000
FXUS61 KCLE 300058
AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CLEVELAND OH
900 PM EDT TUE AUG 29 2000

NO CHGS.

.CLE...NONE.
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#30 Postby Iceresistance » Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:41 am

underthwx wrote:ZCZC MIATCDAT1 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
TROPICAL STORM FRANKLIN DISCUSSION NUMBER 8
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
5 AM EDT SAT JUL 23 2005


FRANKLIN...THE STORM...NOT THE FORECASTER...HAS BECOME A LITTLE
BETTER ORGANIZED OVERNIGHT.
REPORTS FROM THE AIR FORCE RESERVE
HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT A FEW HOURS AGO INDICATE THAT THE WIND
FIELD HAS BECOME MORE SYMMETRIC.....etc.
(Source:Funnel Fiasco hall of fame discussions...check it out!)

Here's one I found, shortest forecast discussion...000
FXUS61 KCLE 300058
AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CLEVELAND OH
900 PM EDT TUE AUG 29 2000

NO CHGS.

.CLE...NONE.


The old list has it.
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#31 Postby Teban54 » Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:20 pm

Almost forgot this one.
ZCZC MIATCDAT5 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM

Post-Tropical Cyclone Theta Discussion Number 23
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL302020
300 PM GMT Sun Nov 15 2020

Theta has run out of theta-e.
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#32 Postby Teban54 » Wed Oct 12, 2022 10:47 am

Removed, already posted last year by others (the "Wanda Wandering" one)
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#33 Postby Iceresistance » Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:44 pm

Don 2023

1st Advisory - Discussion
The storm is likely near its peak intensity already.


11th Advisory - Discussion
Don is a strange system. Satellite images show that convection has
increased in aerial coverage in the southeastern quadrant of the
cyclone, although it is still not well defined in banding features
or other organizational metrics. The convection is also closer to
the center, and the upper-level low near Don has weakened. In some
ways it has actually gained some tropical characteristics since
yesterday despite remaining over cool waters, but the convective
organization is still shy of a tropical cyclone. Regardless of the
scientific curiosity, there are no signs that the winds have
strengthened, and Don is best classified as a 30-kt subtropical
depression on this advisory.
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#34 Postby AnnularCane » Tue Aug 01, 2023 10:15 am

All systems appear go for Dora to intensify a substantial amount
over the next several days. GFS SHIPS-derived shear is under 10 kt
for the entire forecast period, and sea-surface temperatures (SSTs)
also remain above 28 C for at least the next 48 h. Dora is a small
tropical cyclone, which can be prone to rapid intensity changes. The
only factor that could prevent robust intensification in the short
term is dry air entrainment disrupting the formative inner core.
With that said, rapid intensification (RI) indices have sharply
increased, with DTOPS now indicating a 70 percent chance of RI over
the next 24 hours. Given this guidance, the official forecast will
now explicitly show RI over the next 24-36 h, with a higher peak
intensity, taking Dora to major hurricane intensity in the next 48
hours. This part of the intensity forecast is in best agreement with
the latest HCCA intensity aid, but remains lower than the latest
HAFS-A/B runs. Towards the end of the forecast period, Dora will
begin exploring cooler 26-27 C SSTs along its track, which may
initiate some gradual weakening.



Sounds like a dangerous mission. :eek:
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Re: Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#35 Postby cycloneye » Tue Aug 01, 2023 10:23 pm

Well,this one is not from NHC but from JTWC regarding Typhoon Khanun. Who wrote it must be a LA Dodger fan. :D

THE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO BECOME
QUASI-STATIONARY IN THE VICINITY OF THE 124E LONGITUDE LINE BETWEEN
TAU 36 AND 48 UNDER THE COMPETING STEERING INFLUENCES OF THE
BLOCKING RIDGE TO THE NORTHWEST AND THE NEAR EQUATORIAL RIDGE (NER)
TO THE WEST OF GUAM. AFTER BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A BEACH BALL IN THE
GENERAL ADMISSION SECTION OF DODGER STADIUM FOR 24 HOURS OR SO,
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#36 Postby Hurricane2022 » Tue Aug 01, 2023 10:29 pm

cycloneye wrote:Well,this one is not from NHC but from JTWC regarding Typhoon Khanun. Who wrote it must be a LA Dodger one. :D

THE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO BECOME
QUASI-STATIONARY IN THE VICINITY OF THE 124E LONGITUDE LINE BETWEEN
TAU 36 AND 48 UNDER THE COMPETING STEERING INFLUENCES OF THE
BLOCKING RIDGE TO THE NORTHWEST AND THE NEAR EQUATORIAL RIDGE (NER)
TO THE WEST OF GUAM. AFTER BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A BEACH BALL IN THE
GENERAL ADMISSION SECTION OF DODGER STADIUM FOR 24 HOURS OR SO, THE
NER TO THE SOUTH BUILDS IN AND KICKS THE SYSTEM OUT TO THE
NORTHEAST AFTER TAU 72.
Doksuri 2023
WELL GRAB THE
POPCORN FOLKS, THE DOKSURI SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.


Hinnamnor 2022
ITS ALMOST AS IF THERE IS A VERY SMALL ANNULAR TYPHOON
NESTED INSIDE A LARGER TROPICAL CYCLONE LIKE A MATRYOSHKA DOLL.
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#37 Postby FireRat » Wed Aug 02, 2023 3:22 am

Hurricane2022 wrote:
cycloneye wrote:Well,this one is not from NHC but from JTWC regarding Typhoon Khanun. Who wrote it must be a LA Dodger one. :D

THE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO BECOME
QUASI-STATIONARY IN THE VICINITY OF THE 124E LONGITUDE LINE BETWEEN
TAU 36 AND 48 UNDER THE COMPETING STEERING INFLUENCES OF THE
BLOCKING RIDGE TO THE NORTHWEST AND THE NEAR EQUATORIAL RIDGE (NER)
TO THE WEST OF GUAM. AFTER BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A BEACH BALL IN THE
GENERAL ADMISSION SECTION OF DODGER STADIUM FOR 24 HOURS OR SO, THE
NER TO THE SOUTH BUILDS IN AND KICKS THE SYSTEM OUT TO THE
NORTHEAST AFTER TAU 72.
Doksuri 2023
WELL GRAB THE
POPCORN FOLKS, THE DOKSURI SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.


Hinnamnor 2022
ITS ALMOST AS IF THERE IS A VERY SMALL ANNULAR TYPHOON
NESTED INSIDE A LARGER TROPICAL CYCLONE LIKE A MATRYOSHKA DOLL.


One could also say Khanun will get shot northeast like a Khanun-ball :lol:
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#38 Postby Teban54 » Sun Aug 06, 2023 10:11 am

Dora has reached the central Pacific basin and the next advisory will be issued by the Central Pacific Hurricane Center at 2100 UTC/1100 AM HST. Users will not need to go exploring for future information on Dora, which will continue to be available on the web at hurricanes.gov.
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#39 Postby cycloneye » Mon Aug 07, 2023 4:02 pm

...MAJOR HURRICANE DORA MAINTAINS STEADY PROGRESS WESTWARD WHILE
EXPLORING THE CENTRAL PACIFIC...
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#40 Postby Wampadawg » Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:25 pm

I don’t have the advisory, but during Tropical Storm Beta,
They referenced the steering as “A Beta Blocker”
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