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In A Perfect World...

#1 Postby gigabite » Wed May 20, 2020 9:54 pm

Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?
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Re: A Perfect World

#2 Postby gigabite » Sat May 23, 2020 12:54 pm

Now that I think of it all bottles should be square, a uniform size and stackable.
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Re: A Perfect World

#3 Postby gigabite » Tue May 26, 2020 7:55 pm

All gin should be " Navy Strength "
Wait one let me text that hypothesis.
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Re: A Perfect World

#4 Postby gigabite » Thu May 28, 2020 12:52 pm

Refreshing Shower Gel or anything that smells like schnapps should be 40 proof.
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Re: A Perfect World

#5 Postby gigabite » Fri May 29, 2020 11:37 pm

Then there's Jägermeister developed in Germany by a hunter in the vinegar manufacturing industry. Much like gin the proof is in the normal range of a digestif (an after dinner alcoholic beverage), but unlike gin the alcohol is added to the botanicals.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#6 Postby gigabite » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:41 pm

Burger King serves hamburgers.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#7 Postby gigabite » Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:17 pm

Weather satellite image resolution could be focused.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#8 Postby gigabite » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:23 pm

my fat cat would have his own zipcode.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#9 Postby gigabite » Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:52 am

Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#10 Postby FireRat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:50 am

gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.


That's me right there! :lol:
I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#11 Postby gigabite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:55 pm

§§§Analog Technology would be a required subject???
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#12 Postby gigabite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:59 pm

FireRat wrote:
gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.


That's me right there! :lol:
I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.

plow shares can always be beaten back into swAuards ...et vir, a ortras
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#13 Postby gigabite » Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:44 pm

wearing a face mask isn't license to dress poorly.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#14 Postby chaser1 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:19 am

gigabite wrote:wearing a face mask isn't license to dress poorly.


Very true, but it does permit one to do so anonymously :lol:
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#15 Postby DioBrando » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:56 pm

gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?

jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#16 Postby gigabite » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:38 pm

DioBrando wrote:
gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?

jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)

Jagermeister, ist nur ein Rechteck, not the basis of a platonic solid. It is a cure for flatulence.
Please!!!! How can you do square shooters with a drink from a rectangle?
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#17 Postby gigabite » Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:00 am

The engineered environment on Earth doesn’t need extra hardscape
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#18 Postby gigabite » Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:35 pm

Double Stuffed Oreos wouldn’t exist.
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#19 Postby gigabite » Fri Sep 25, 2020 2:45 pm

Work life balance would include more me time
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Re: In A Perfect World...

#20 Postby AnnularCane » Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:37 pm

gigabite wrote:Double Stuffed Oreos wouldn’t exist.



Uh, I don't think so. :lol:
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