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Anyone have another list of funny nhc advisories like this one?

#1 Postby syryquil » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:34 pm

viewtopic.php?t=90729 Heres the old list
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#2 Postby EquusStorm » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:29 am

I think we can add the jokes added in the Mario advisories to the list of amusing NHC bulletins at this point. Maybe their annoyance at Kiko's survival too.
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#3 Postby Iceresistance » Sat Feb 20, 2021 2:43 pm

I saw this from Hurricane Marie this last year

...MARIE ON LIFE SUPPORT...
...EXPECTED TO BECOME A REMNANT LOW BY TONIGHT...

NHC Advisory #30 at 8 AM PDT on 10.6.2020
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#4 Postby captainbarbossa19 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 12:42 pm

Tropical Depression Hilda Discussion Number 25
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL EP082021
200 PM PDT Thu Aug 05 2021

Stubborn Hilda refuses to go away.
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#5 Postby Teban54 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:34 pm

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Hurricane Oscar Advisory Number 19
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL162018
1100 AM AST Wed Oct 31 2018

...OSCAR DOING A QUICK COSTUME CHANGE INTO A POWERFUL EXTRATROPICAL
LOW...
...HIGH SURF TO CONTINUE ALONG BERMUDA BEACHES THROUGH TODAY...
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#6 Postby Teban54 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:35 pm

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Tropical Storm Teddy Advisory Number 14
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL202020
1100 PM AST Tue Sep 15 2020

...TEDDY BEARS WATCHING...
...FORECAST TO STRENGTHEN AND MOVE NORTHWESTWARD OVER THE CENTRAL
AND WESTERN ATLANTIC INTO THE WEEKEND...
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#7 Postby Teban54 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:37 pm

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Tropical Storm Isaias Advisory Number 7
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092020
1100 PM AST Wed Jul 29 2020

...DISTURBANCE BECOMES TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS (PRONOUNCED
ees-ah-EE-ahs)...


This is the first time I see them adding the pronunciation in a public advisory.
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#8 Postby Teban54 » Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:41 pm

Post-Tropical Cyclone Jose Discussion Number 70
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL122017
500 PM AST Fri Sep 22 2017

After 70 advisories, enough is enough.
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#9 Postby Teban54 » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:02 pm

Thanks to reminders from the Nicholas thread:

ZCZC MIATCDAT4 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM

POST-TROPICAL CYCLONE DON DISCUSSION NUMBER 11
NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL042011
400 AM CDT SAT JUL 30 2011

THE DON IS DEAD. THE CYCLONE LITERALLY EVAPORATED OVER TEXAS ABOUT
AS FAST AS I HAVE EVER SEEN WITHOUT MOUNTAINS INVOLVED. DON HAS NO
CONVECTION...MEAGER RAINFALL...AND ONLY A SLIGHT SIGNATURE IN
SURFACE OBSERVATIONS AND RADAR DATA. THEREFORE...THIS IS THE LAST
ADVISORY ON THIS SYSTEM. DON SHOULD OPEN UP INTO A TROUGH LATER
TODAY AS IT MOVES TO THE WEST-NORTHWEST AND IS NOT EXPECTED TO POSE
A RAINFALL THREAT.
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#10 Postby Teban54 » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:05 pm

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BULLETIN
Hurricane Larry Advisory Number 14
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL122021
1100 PM AST Fri Sep 03 2021

...LARRY LUNGES TO MAJOR HURRICANE INTENSITY...
...DANGEROUS SURF AND RIP CURRENTS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP ALONG MANY
WESTERN ATLANTIC SHORES NEXT WEEK...


ZCZC MIATCPAT2 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM

BULLETIN
Hurricane Larry Advisory Number 22
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL122021
1100 PM AST Sun Sep 05 2021

...LARGE LARRY LUMBERING ACROSS THE OPEN ATLANTIC...
...DANGEROUS SURF AND RIP CURRENTS ALONG WESTERN ATLANTIC SHORES
EXPECTED LATER THIS WEEK...
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#11 Postby AnnularCane » Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:58 am

There are a lot of thorns in the way of Rose blossoming into a
stronger storm. Increasing shear and drier mid-level air are on
the way for tonight, competing against the somewhat warm SSTs.
Thus Rose has about a day to flower into a moderate tropical storm,
and no significant change was made to the short term forecast. At
longer range, stronger shear and dry air should pull the petals off
Rose one-by-one, causing the cyclone to slowly weaken. The new
forecast is similar to the previous one, with some small 5-kt
downward adjustments. Rose could even shrivel up into a remnant
low by day 5, but that's not shown yet in the forecast.


Blake having a little fun with Rose. :lol:
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#12 Postby Teban54 » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:02 am

If any mods are reading this, can we move this post to Talkin' Tropics? Seems to me that it would fit better there.
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#13 Postby Iceresistance » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:20 am

Tropical Storm Rose Advisory Number 6
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL172021
1100 AM AST Mon Sep 20 2021

...ROSE MIGHT NOT BLOOM INTO A MUCH STRONGER STORM ...
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#14 Postby tolakram » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:26 am

Teban54 wrote:If any mods are reading this, can we move this post to Talkin' Tropics? Seems to me that it would fit better there.


Moved to Talking Tropics.
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#15 Postby cycloneye » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:05 am

From the Rose discussion at 11 AM by Eric Blake.

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#16 Postby Teban54 » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:08 am

cycloneye wrote:From the Rose discussion at 11 AM by Eric Blake.

https://i.imgur.com/H3XfOun.jpg

I love how people post this 4 different times between here and the Rose discussion. :lol:
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#17 Postby tolakram » Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:11 pm

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Don't make me lock this thread. Mature posts only please.
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#18 Postby Iceresistance » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:00 pm

NHC does it yet again . . . :lol:

The long-term future of Rose doesn't look golden
either due to further increasing shear from an incoming upper- level
trough. The new forecast is just a shade lower than the previous
one, near the model consensus, with Rose likely sinking to a
depression in a few days and degenerating to a remnant low by day 5.
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#19 Postby AnnularCane » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:59 pm

They seem to be getting a lot of mileage out of this name. :lol:
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#20 Postby Iceresistance » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:23 am

Oh good lord, this is the 3rd Funny Discussion on Rose, Public Advisory #10 :lol: :lol: :lol:

...ROSE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH... ...BARELY A TROPICAL STORM....


The storm's environment is no bed of roses during the next several
days, with persistent moderate westerly or northwesterly shear,
plentiful dry air aloft and only marginally warm waters. Almost
all of the guidance shows Rose decaying into a tropical depression
this evening, and the new forecast is decreased from the previous
one, especially in the near term. A continuation of this hostile
environment should cause further weakening, and Rose is expected to
be pushing up daisies in 3 days or less, degenerating into a weak
remnant low and dissipating by the end of the forecast.
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