FOUR OLD RETIRED GUYS
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 3:33 pm
FOUR OLD RETIRED GUYS
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona...
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL
drinks 10 cents'.
They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to
be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered
a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken,
not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish
their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
saying, "That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can
stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they have spent less
than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender said, and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125
million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a
dime...wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice
seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in
front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were
there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and
asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farts from Florida.
They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona...
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL
drinks 10 cents'.
They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to
be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered
a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken,
not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish
their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
saying, "That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can
stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they have spent less
than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender said, and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125
million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a
dime...wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice
seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in
front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were
there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and
asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farts from Florida.
They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."