My Favorite Animal:

[angelwing]

(a little light-hearted humor)

My Favorite Animal:

Our teacher
asked what my favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she
Couldn't have been right,
because everyone else laughed.

My parents told
me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is
my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened,
and he said my teacher was probably a member
of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's
office. I told him what happened, and he
laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher
asked me what my favorite live animal was.


I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.


I don't understand. My parents taught me to
be honest, but my
teacher doesn't like it when I am.


Today, my teacher asked me to tell her
what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now?

[FLCrackerGirl]

LOL
Thanks for the chuckles today!