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Unofficial Rules for Life

#1 Postby southerngale » Wed May 28, 2003 1:49 pm

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes!

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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#2 Postby stormraiser » Wed May 28, 2003 4:34 pm

Well said there Southerngale.
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#3 Postby therock1811 » Wed May 28, 2003 8:29 pm

Well put SG.
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#4 Postby Stormsfury » Wed May 28, 2003 9:06 pm

Hmmm, so true.
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Re: Unofficial Rules for Life

#5 Postby gigabite » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:51 pm

In a search for artificial intelligence, I came across this bit of enlightenment.
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