New & Improved S2K Bar! (Enter at your own risk!!)

#1381 Postby **tronbunny** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:31 am

I think I'll raid the fridge...
There's some apple cobbler, oooh pork loin chops from the grill tonite, jello- sugar free, chocolate pudding-in-a-tube, oh yessss- Edy's fudge tracks ice cream!
I'll have the ice cream.
anyone else?

yoda · #1382 Postby **yoda** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:05 am

tronbunny wrote:I think I'll raid the fridge...
There's some apple cobbler, oooh pork loin chops from the grill tonite, jello- sugar free, chocolate pudding-in-a-tube, oh yessss- Edy's fudge tracks ice cream!
I'll have the ice cream.
anyone else?

Your gonna have all that? :crazyeyes:

hehe, um... could you share the ice cream, maybe? :oops:

weatherlover427 · #1383 Postby **weatherlover427** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:40 am

Wow you must be hungry. Leave some for us poor folk would ya? :lol:

ghostwolf65 · #1384 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:41 am

hey guys long time no speak lol.
yeah i'm still here and still raisin hell.
in view of this being an election year ya gonna see a lot of jokes about the different politicians and such.
I found one that's pretty funny i think. Not about any one in particular but in general.

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God.
"Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel
Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said,
"What's that one?" "Ah," said God That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains,
and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be
handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the idiots I put there."

NWIASpotter · #1385 Postby **NWIASpotter** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:46 am

Nice to see ya back, what would you like for a welcome drink??

#1386 Postby **pojo** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:38 am

whats for lunch?

HalloweenGale · #1387 Postby **HalloweenGale** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:26 pm

Hey i am back, i feel rejected, but i know what will get me up and going! a nice Anhueser world select so can i have one?

NWIASpotter · #1388 Postby **NWIASpotter** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:07 pm

Oh sure... take what you want, by the way, do we card people in this bar of ours??? :lol:

yoda · #1389 Postby **yoda** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:38 pm

NWIASpotter wrote:Oh sure... take what you want, by the way, do we card people in this bar of ours???

Card people? Nah...

*Slides down a Anhueser world select to Halloween Gale*
There ya go! Anything else?

Well what do you want for lunch Shannon? I can make anything you want! :eek:

Welcome back GhostWolf65!! Anything to drink? Its on me!

HalloweenGale · #1390 Postby **HalloweenGale** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:59 pm

whats the special tonight?

yoda · #1391 Postby **yoda** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:07 pm

HalloweenGale wrote:whats the special tonight?

Hmm... I don't know really...

How about this?

Salad or soup

Dinner - A succulent roast with mashed potatoes, stuffing, and a vegetable. (bread included)

Dessert -- Your choice of pie or cake

ghostwolf65 · #1392 Postby **ghostwolf65** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:31 pm

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" And he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30 and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago, because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now, because I've just shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said you'd shot them! George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

#1393 Postby **tronbunny** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:12 pm

Thanks ghostwolf!
:-)

I didn't eat all of that, last night, I was taking inventory.. I just had some ice cream.
Want some of that?
You're welcome to any of the rest, also.

NWIASpotter · #1394 Postby **NWIASpotter** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:34 pm

Oh, sorry...I think I just ate the rest of our ice cream supply!! I just made a HUGE pepsi float!!! And I mean HUUUUUGGGGEEEE!!!! :LOL:

#1395 Postby **tronbunny** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:23 pm

oh that's forgiveable NWIASpotter.
I still have some cobbler, and "lite whipped topping".

:-)

Now, who's making an ice cream run, and what flavor?

yoda · #1396 Postby **yoda** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:40 pm

tronbunny wrote:oh that's forgiveable NWIASpotter.
I still have some cobbler, and "lite whipped topping".

Now, who's making an ice cream run, and what flavor?

I AM!! What do you want? I am getting some Chocolate Brownie and Choc Chip Cookie Dough...

#1397 Postby **tronbunny** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:49 pm

I'll take "a little of both"

thanks yoda

;-)

yoda · #1398 Postby **yoda** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:31 pm

tronbunny wrote:I'll take "a little of both"

thanks yoda

Your Welcome!! Anything else?

weatherlover427 · #1399 Postby **weatherlover427** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:15 am

Anyone still here? Some cookies and cream ice cream sounds soooooooo good right about now. Haven't had any of that in eons. :lol:

yoda · #1400 Postby **yoda** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:34 am

Joshua21Young wrote:Anyone still here? Some cookies and cream ice cream sounds soooooooo good right about now. Haven't had any of that in eons.

I am here!! Sure here ya go Joshua!!

*slides down a large bowl of Cookies and Cream Ice Cream*

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