MEN ARE HAPPIER - Now we know why!

[bevgo]

My man is not allowed to have or use tools! You would not believe some of the things he has destroyed over the 29 years we have been married! I do love him though--He is probably the only man that could put up with ME!

[coriolis]

He obviously needs some time to drink beer with his buddies. That's how the ancient secrets of craftsmanship are passed on.

[azskyman]

Not only that, Ed, but it is only in the bars that you find the REAL experts. Phooey on Yellow Pages!

Why that guy leaning over that bottle of Jose Cuervo taught every one of those guys in the Yellow Pages how to become millionaires!!!

He'd still be one himself if it weren't for all that alimony and child support he has to give away.

[coriolis]

LOL Steve, Talk about hitting the thumb, er, nail on the head!

It's a man thing.

[Guest]

Those that can do...those that can't watch their men do it for them

Then the woman quietly phones a proffesional (normally a plumber or mechanic) to undo what the man said he could do!!

Exactly, lol!