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Josephine96
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
700 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
BEAR SIGHTED AT VALENCIA COMM COLLEGE MOVING TOWARDS DENN JOHN MIDDLE SCHOOL
AT 645 PM.. NWS RADAR INDICATED A BLACK BEAR MOVING NORTH AT 1 MPH
THE BEAR IS EXPECTED TO BE NEAR DJMS BY 7PM
PERSONS IN THE PATH OF THIS BEAR SHOULD TAKE PRECAUTIONS. DON'T BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD!
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
700 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
BEAR SIGHTED AT VALENCIA COMM COLLEGE MOVING TOWARDS DENN JOHN MIDDLE SCHOOL
AT 645 PM.. NWS RADAR INDICATED A BLACK BEAR MOVING NORTH AT 1 MPH
THE BEAR IS EXPECTED TO BE NEAR DJMS BY 7PM
PERSONS IN THE PATH OF THIS BEAR SHOULD TAKE PRECAUTIONS. DON'T BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD!
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at 6:50 a rare pack of panda bears moving in a counterclockwise rotation on a merry go round has been spotted near a playground in the mojave desert...repeat.....at 6:50 a rare pack of panda bears moving in a counterclockwise rotation on a merry go round has been spotted near a playground in the mojave desert.
this is an urgent bear warning and we are shifting to "bear alert status"...these pandas are very agitated and may be related to the elusive cape verde panda
bear forecaster greeng13
this is an urgent bear warning and we are shifting to "bear alert status"...these pandas are very agitated and may be related to the elusive cape verde panda
bear forecaster greeng13
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Matthew5
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
7 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
SUPER BEAR WARNING FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS BEEN ISSUED...A BEAR THAT WE THROUGH WAS NOT ALIVE ANY MORE HAS BEEN FOUND EATING PEOPLE...THIS BEAR IS 5 THOUSAND POUNDS...IT STANDS ON 4 LAGS TO THE HEAD 12 FEET...ON TWO LAGS IT STANDS OVER 25 FEET TALL...IT HAS BEEN REPORTED OF EATING AS MANY AS A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE...THE NATIONAL GUARD HAS BEEN CALLED IN...(UPDATE)ALL REPORTS FROM THE NATIONAL GUARD SAYS THAT THE BEAR HAS PRETTY MUCH UNKILLABLE...UP TO 15 NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS HAVE BEEN ATE...IF YOU SEE THIS BEAR RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE IS IMPORTANT...DO NOT STOP INTILL YOUR OUT OF ITS WAY...A WARNING THIS BEAR CAN RUN UP TO 50 MPH. BEST WAY TO GET OUT IS TO GET OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA...THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER BEAR WARNING///...
FORECASTER MATTHEW
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
7 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
SUPER BEAR WARNING FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS BEEN ISSUED...A BEAR THAT WE THROUGH WAS NOT ALIVE ANY MORE HAS BEEN FOUND EATING PEOPLE...THIS BEAR IS 5 THOUSAND POUNDS...IT STANDS ON 4 LAGS TO THE HEAD 12 FEET...ON TWO LAGS IT STANDS OVER 25 FEET TALL...IT HAS BEEN REPORTED OF EATING AS MANY AS A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE...THE NATIONAL GUARD HAS BEEN CALLED IN...(UPDATE)ALL REPORTS FROM THE NATIONAL GUARD SAYS THAT THE BEAR HAS PRETTY MUCH UNKILLABLE...UP TO 15 NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS HAVE BEEN ATE...IF YOU SEE THIS BEAR RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE IS IMPORTANT...DO NOT STOP INTILL YOUR OUT OF ITS WAY...A WARNING THIS BEAR CAN RUN UP TO 50 MPH. BEST WAY TO GET OUT IS TO GET OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA...THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER BEAR WARNING///...
FORECASTER MATTHEW
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Matthew5 wrote:SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
7 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
SUPER BEAR WARNING FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS BEEN ISSUED...A BEAR THAT WE THROUGH WAS NOT ALIVE ANY MORE HAS BEEN FOUND EATING PEOPLE...THIS BEAR IS 5 THOUSAND POUNDS...IT STANDS ON 4 LAGS TO THE HEAD 12 FEET...ON TWO LAGS IT STANDS OVER 25 FEET TALL...IT HAS BEEN REPORTED OF EATING AS MANY AS A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE...THE NATIONAL GUARD HAS BEEN CALLED IN...(UPDATE)ALL REPORTS FROM THE NATIONAL GUARD SAYS THAT THE BEAR HAS PRETTY MUCH UNKILLABLE...UP TO 15 NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS HAVE BEEN ATE...IF YOU SEE THIS BEAR RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE IS IMPORTANT...DO NOT STOP INTILL YOUR OUT OF ITS WAY...A WARNING THIS BEAR CAN RUN UP TO 50 MPH. BEST WAY TO GET OUT IS TO GET OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA...THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER BEAR WARNING///...
FORECASTER MATTHEW
ROFLMAO!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!
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Matthew5
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
705 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
A KILLER BEAR WARNING UPDATE HAS BEEN ISSUED...THE KILLER BEAR IS NOW GOING HOUSE TO HOUSE EATING PEOPLE...THE ARMY HAS BEEN CALLED IN WITH HEAVY TANKS...ALSO THE AIR FORCE IS COMING WITH MOB TO HIT THE BEAR WITH...THE NEW REPORTS ARE THAT AS MANY AS 5 THOUSAND PEOPLE ARE NOW DEAD...THE BEAR IS NOW UP TO 20 THOUSAND POUNDS WITH IT STANDS 50 FEET ON ITS 2 BACK LEGS...THE PRESIDENT IS DISCUSING NUCLEAR OPTION AT THIS HOUR...THAT MAYBE ARE LAST HOPE...THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER BEAR WARNING UPDATE////
FORECASTER MATTHEW
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
705 PM MON SEPT 20TH 2004
A KILLER BEAR WARNING UPDATE HAS BEEN ISSUED...THE KILLER BEAR IS NOW GOING HOUSE TO HOUSE EATING PEOPLE...THE ARMY HAS BEEN CALLED IN WITH HEAVY TANKS...ALSO THE AIR FORCE IS COMING WITH MOB TO HIT THE BEAR WITH...THE NEW REPORTS ARE THAT AS MANY AS 5 THOUSAND PEOPLE ARE NOW DEAD...THE BEAR IS NOW UP TO 20 THOUSAND POUNDS WITH IT STANDS 50 FEET ON ITS 2 BACK LEGS...THE PRESIDENT IS DISCUSING NUCLEAR OPTION AT THIS HOUR...THAT MAYBE ARE LAST HOPE...THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER BEAR WARNING UPDATE////
FORECASTER MATTHEW
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****BEAR ALERT****
a rogue pack of koala bears has made it through the panama canal and are forecast to make landfall in florida around 7 p.m. tuesday september 21...by the massive amount of speed they have accumulated it is predicted that they will be thirsty and ill-tempered...this particular genus of koala bear is responsible for 7 deaths in hawaii...3 on baja mexico...and an unthinkable 500 during the transit of the panama canal (the national bear center feels as though this might be due to the recent fare increase for transiting the canal)
all southeastern residents of the entire US are urged to take precautions..as we are still on BEAR ALERT MODE!!! And if you have a eucalyptus tree you are being asked to chp it down and move it as far away from civilization as possible because these bears will be hungry!!!!
a rogue pack of koala bears has made it through the panama canal and are forecast to make landfall in florida around 7 p.m. tuesday september 21...by the massive amount of speed they have accumulated it is predicted that they will be thirsty and ill-tempered...this particular genus of koala bear is responsible for 7 deaths in hawaii...3 on baja mexico...and an unthinkable 500 during the transit of the panama canal (the national bear center feels as though this might be due to the recent fare increase for transiting the canal)
all southeastern residents of the entire US are urged to take precautions..as we are still on BEAR ALERT MODE!!! And if you have a eucalyptus tree you are being asked to chp it down and move it as far away from civilization as possible because these bears will be hungry!!!!
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