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PWC ECHOES THE ‘WINTER=CANCEL’ REFRAIN
Joining the growing chorus of voices who are saying “winter cancel,” the Portastorm Weather Center, located in scenic southwest Travis County, closed up shop this morning and declared the winter season to be over.
“We’ve done everything we know how to bring about some winter weather for much of Texas,” the PWC Director said. “As wxman57’s favorite singing artist Kenny Rogers once sang ‘you’ve got to know when to hold them, and know when to fold them.’ It’s time to concede defeat and start working towards next winter.”
In a winter season which many believe to be the lamest in years, warm weather proponents led by Heat Miser (aka wxman57) enjoyed several months of no winter precipitation events outside of several Midland/Odessa mini-blizzards. The Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, and even the Rio Grande Valley saw nothing to “write home about.” La Nina and an Arctic Oscillation which never reached negative numbers such as what was observed last winter season are the main culprits.
The PWC announcement was greeted mostly by indifference as many winter weather fans in Texas have already conceded defeat. Nevertheless, a few die-hards walked away from the press event in a bitter mood.
“What a joke,” complained Tireman4. “PWC didn’t do anything this winter. All they did was get likkered up on that Grey Goose vodka. They never delivered. What a bunch of charlatans!”
“I’m changing my avatar because this ‘You want snow, you got snow’ business is a load of crap,” Ntxw said, shaking his head. “I even wanted to be the PWC’s North Texas satellite office but I don’t think so anymore. They’re like Tony Romo and the Cowboys . . . they can’t deliver when it counts!”