Iceresistance wrote:Brent wrote:Good grief I just looked at the Euro
That's pretty 2021 like
We barely even get above freezing for 12 days
I've been questioning the warmup from the beginning with how wet this storm has looked
I'm in Tulsa btw for anyone not aware

My local TV met collapsed my snowfall totals from 6-12 to 3-6 inches, but I think they're overdoing the warm nose per usual
This will continue to be played...
STORM2K OFFICIAL BULLETIN
Meltdown Warning
Issued by: Storm2k Center for Emotional Stability and Model Behavior
Status: UPGRADED TO WARNING
The Storm2k Center has issued a Meltdown Warning, we skipped WATCH, for the Texas Winter forum effective immediately. This upgrade is due to rapidly deteriorating model composure and increasing signs of community instability.
SITUATION OVERVIEW
Recent observations indicate that the long‑range guidance suite has begun to wobble, stutter, and generally behave like it forgot what season it is. Forecast confidence has dropped faster than a 384‑hour snow map posted without context.
Meanwhile, the high‑resolution models, which could theoretically save us, remain outside their wheelhouse, staring blankly at the situation like they just woke up from a nap.
CONFIRMED INDICATORS OF MELTDOWN
- Long‑range guidance is now issuing forecasts with the accuracy of a Magic 8‑Ball.
- Short‑range models are still stretching, yawning, and insisting they’ll “be ready in a few runs.”
- Posters are beginning to refresh pages at unsafe speeds.
- Several users have already declared the storm “dead,” “back,” “dead again,” and “historic” within the same hour.
- The phrase “I’m not panicking, YOU’RE panicking” has been detected in multiple threads.
EXPECTED IMPACTS
- Elevated levels of doomposting and hopium may occur simultaneously.
- Thread temperatures may rise sharply despite the actual temperatures falling.
- Increased risk of users posting outdated model frames labeled “JUST LOOK AT THIS.”
- Wxman57 may be spotted shaking his head from a safe distance.
RECOMMENDED ACTIONS
- Secure all loose emotions and tie down any expectations.
- Avoid staring directly at long‑range snowfall maps.
- Keep hydration nearby for rapid‑fire F5 key usage.
- Prepare for sudden shifts in tone, ranging from “It’s over” to “We’re saved” within minutes.