S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

[stormchazer]

Fair and Balanced Election Reporting, I'm Jara Jennings with an update.

Mudslinging continues as criticism of Rainstorms pick of southern couch potato J continues to fragment the party. The Union Against Lazy Southern Rednecks commented yesterday that they could never support a candidate who would choose a lazy southerner as a running mate. Rainstorms says simply: "you need to style and profile!! get the female vote!!". Can J do it?

A retraction from this reporter. I reported that David was supporting Rainstorm but he states that he is supporting himself. Election Secretary Jara admitted that he left David off the official ballot because he does not like people with names starting with 'D', but David's name will be added.

Streetsoldier continues to politic for a cabinet post in the future administration. He took the very unusual step of endorsing several picks but not with out giving the biggest endorsement to himself. Coriolis, board member of the National Athletics Union and a pick for CIA Head wants to know: "I want to know everyone's platform on sports - are there any big athletic supporters? The union workers at BIKE, CHAMPION, EVERLAST, and ACE want to know. Also, the resident jocks are strapped to decide who to support." This and other reporters were excited and a bit envious to here the disclosure that Streetsoldier wears a XXL supporter. Hmmmm. Athletic Supporters don't stand alone as EB4480, standing braless, showed that support downstairs is not any more important then support upstairs.

Candidate Lindaloo...vegetarian and Peta smoozer? Wx247 thinks so. Lindaloo flatly denied this at a recent Greenpeace march while wearing her Action for Animals Network pin said she is far to rightwing for those cooks. Lindaloo promptly sat down for a Tofu-Burger.

Finally, party operative Wx247 endorsed Ticka, who is still practicing staying on that bar stool, in a fund raising concert in Galveston. Toby Keith, Jamie O'Neal, Metallica, Alan Jackson, Clay Aiken, and the Goo Goo Dolls all appeared. Moon Pies were passed out free at the concert and instances of new cases of Diabetes increase 25% the next day.

Jara Jennings reporting....Fair and Balanced!

[StormCrazyIowan]

LOL

I'm loving this!! Oh, and Miss Breeze and I would hold it down!! We'd make a killer team!!

[furluvcats]

I would like to announce my candacy for "House Decorator".

[vbhoutex]

WELL!!! US DAVID'S have got to stick together!!!!

WE DON'T LIKE REPORTERS WHOSE NAME BEGINGS WITH J!!!!! :grab:

[stormchazer]

WELL!!! US DAVID'S have got to stick together!!!!

WE DON'T LIKE REPORTERS WHOSE NAME BEGINGS WITH J!!!!! :grab:

LOL

[wx247]

Clarification... the cases of diabetes have no connection to the passing out of moon pies.

[stormraiser]

I can account for that

Anthony Garner -- President of Accountants Association of America

[streetsoldier]

Ms. Jennings,

The previous statement I made was "NOT "self-endorsement"; rather, it should be seen in the light of "full disclosure", as the people have a right to know.

streetsoldier and Annabelle (she be a ho', and campaign manager), my apricot poogle puppy.

[stormchazer]

Ms. Jennings,

The previous statement I made was "NOT "self-endorsement"; rather, it should be seen in the light of "full disclosure", as the people have a right to know.

streetsoldier and Annabelle (she be a ho', and campaign manager), my apricot poogle puppy.

That would be Mister Jennings. Don't mess with depressed...I mean the press.

[coriolis]

Attention all canditates: How about a debate? I am going to ask a series of quetions. Here's the first round. Your responses please:

1. What is your position on Trolls?

2. Would you be in favor of a merger with WWBB?

3. There is a call for "justice" in post counts. Some are calling for a "post count" tax. In a progressive fashion, those with high counts would be taxed, with a maximum of 10% of their count collected and redistributed to those with lower post counts.

4. Should there be a chicken in every pot, or a gun for every chicken?

5. What is your position on sexy avatars?

[wx247]

Attention all canditates: How about a debate? I am going to ask a series of quetions. Here's the first round. Your responses please:

1. What is your position on Trolls?

2. Would you be in favor of a merger with WWBB?

3. There is a call for "justice" in post counts. Some are calling for a "post count" tax. In a progressive fashion, those with high counts would be taxed, with a maximum of 10% of their count collected and redistributed to those with lower post counts.

4. Should there be a chicken in every pot, or a gun for every chicken?

5. What is your position on sexy avatars?

Very good questions. I am sure Patricia will be responding appropriately soon.

[Guest]

Attention all canditates: How about a debate? I am going to ask a series of quetions. Here's the first round. Your responses please:

1. What is your position on Trolls?

2. Would you be in favor of a merger with WWBB?

3. There is a call for "justice" in post counts. Some are calling for a "post count" tax. In a progressive fashion, those with high counts would be taxed, with a maximum of 10% of their count collected and redistributed to those with lower post counts.

4. Should there be a chicken in every pot, or a gun for every chicken?

5. What is your position on sexy avatars?

Very good questions. I am sure Patricia will be responding appropriately soon.

I will give my full disclosures on this issues at a press conference tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. - will full support for all my supporters....

[streetsoldier]

No trolls, no merger, DEFINITELY no new taxes; a gun for every "chicken" (removes the "chicken factor" and replaces it with "armed citizen at the ready"), and avatars may be provocative within reason.

And, I'm not "running" on any candidate's platform...merely offering my services to the new Administration in my specific field of expertise.

And, my apologies to MR. Jara Jennings...your name seems to appear "gender-neutral", and temporarily confused me.

[pojo]

regardless of the mishap, this election is something that I would pay attention too.... definitely a form of government that the US gov should watch out for

[rainstorm]

[quote="coriolis"]Attention all canditates: How about a debate? I am going to ask a series of quetions. Here's the first round. Your responses please:

1. What is your position on Trolls?

2. Would you be in favor of a merger with WWBB?

3. There is a call for "justice" in post counts. Some are calling for a "post count" tax. In a progressive fashion, those with high counts would be taxed, with a maximum of 10% of their count collected and redistributed to those with lower post counts.

4. Should there be a chicken in every pot, or a gun for every chicken?





if trolls vote for me they are great!!
no merger
i dont beleive in unfairly taxing the rich
guns for everyone
sexy avatars are awesome!!

[streetsoldier]

Re: #3, I should have noted that I am in favor of "time in grade", as measured in cumulative posts....those who consistently contribute should, perforce, carry more weight than a "newbie".

500-plus posts as a "litmus test" sounds about right to me. FI, one must be 18 to vote...but to run for Congress, Federal law states that a candidate must be at least 25, and for Senator-Cabinet-President, 35-plus.

[breeze]

Streetsoldier wrote:

As to GulfBreezer, Coast Guard chief, breeze can command the "unorganized militia" along with StormCrazyIowan, and VanceWxMan will be in charge of AWACS.

Wx247 wrote:

And some more exciting... Breeze has endorsed me for my Senate bid!!

Thanks Annette.

StormCrazyIowan wrote:

LOL

I'm loving this!! Oh, and Miss Breeze and I would hold it down!! We'd make a killer team!!

Wait! I was gonna vote for the
Lazy Southerner....

[Suzi Q]

As it appears there has not been a recision of the 500 post requirement, I am uneligible and am hereby removing my name from the ballot as well as Marva's.

[StormCrazyIowan]

LOL!! To your questions:

1) They suck
2) eh...
3) wha..?
4) If it's in my mouth I'm happy, disect that!
5) Where do I sign up?

[Lindaloo]

I was going to vote for you Marva dahling. lol.