You know you drink too much coffee when....

[angelwing]

1.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

2.You lick your coffeepot clean.

3.You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

4.Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

5.You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

6.You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

7.When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.

8.You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.

9.You have a conniption over spilled milk.

10.You think being called a drip is a compliment.

11.You don't get mad, you get steamed.

12.You help your dog chase its tail.

13.You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.

14.Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.