They walk among us!!!

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They walk among us & they vote!

# One Idiot of 2007

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at
the poison control center . Today, this woman called in very upset
because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no
need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at
the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her
daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told
her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

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Number Two Idiot of 2007

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
steal a liferaft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for
a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
emergency locater beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing .

Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.

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Number Three Idiot of 2007

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America , walked into the
Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While
standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began
to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the
police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank
of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After
waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo
teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could
not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of
America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a
Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America .
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was
arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America .

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

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Number Four Idiot of 2007

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that;
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.
several days later, he received a letter from the police that
contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
Wise guy........

But you still get a sign

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Number Five Idiot of 2007

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted
behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in
the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't
believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk
still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At
this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet
and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over
21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the
store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave
the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.

This guy definitely needs a sign.

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Idiot Number Six of 2007

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the
startled first bandit shot him.

This guy doesn't even deserve a sign

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Idiot Number Seven of 2007

Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window,
grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved
it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made
of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Yep, here's your sign.

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Idiot Number Eight of 2007

I live in a semi-rural area. ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ) We recently
had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

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They walk among us...and they REPRODUCE... and they VOTE!!!

[captain east]

Where did you get these? cause they are so funny. Number 5 was my favorite and probably the biggest idiot of them all.

[Stephanie]

In some ways you want to believe that these were all made up, but deep down inside, you know they weren't....

[HurricaneBill]

Idiot Number Seven of 2007

Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window,
grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved
it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made
of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Yep, here's your sign.

This isn't the footage of idiot #7, but of a similar situation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxs_CNPgLTg