A little random

southerngale · #1 Postby **southerngale** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:36 pm

Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

CajunMama · #2 Postby **CajunMama** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:42 pm

has the heat gotten to you?

#3 Postby **JonathanBelles** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:02 am

WOW SG...if you are bored, come into chat. lol

southerngale · #4 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:08 am

I'm actually not home, but about to head that way. I was trying to fix the cursor from jumping around while typing on this computer and was testing it,then just decided to post it. It didn't do it once, but has now done it twice while typing this message. grrrrr!

jbf · #5 Postby **jbf** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:55 am

I think i did see a mouse build a house once..
I'm just saying

OpieStorm · #6 Postby **OpieStorm** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:57 am

southerngale wrote:Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

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#7 Postby **Stephanie** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:21 am

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I've seen a car go far, my cat get fat and April showers bring May flowers, but I can't go very far with a fat response to this post so I'm going out to pick flowers.

#8 Postby **TYNI** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:55 am

southerngale wrote:Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

A poet, and we didn't know it!

#9 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:54 pm

Look at her feet, they are long fellows.

#10 Postby **vbhoutex** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:20 pm

wx247 wrote:Look at her feet, they are long fellows.

I understand, does anyone else?

CajunMama · #11 Postby **CajunMama** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:37 pm

I get it! I say that ditty and get the weirdest looks from people who have never heard it.

#12 Postby **wx247** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:34 pm

My students get treated to that kind of humor on a regular basis.

#13 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:34 am

I have never seen any of those things.

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