Dumb jokes

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What do you call Beethoven now that he is dead?

A decomposer


Did you hear about the blond that thought she could only listen to her AM radio in the morning?

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.





Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.


Did you hear O.J. is getting married again?
He is going to take another stab at it.

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