Josephine of 1996.. You may like this story :) {its all true

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Josephine of 1996.. You may like this story :) {its all true

#1 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:22 pm

I was a 7th grader at Parkway Middle School... {if you do the math.. I'm a college guy now lol}

It is shortly after 6:30 am... I am getting ready to ride my bike to school.. not knowing the monster lurking outside... {Josephine was a borderline cane yet school was not canceled}

Both mom and dad offered to drive me.. but I refused.. so I take off riding.. I stop at a local news stand to get the paper cause I needed 1 for history class.. There are at least 50 mph winds but no rain...

Instead of taking the short cut to PMS.. I take the longer road.. BIG MISTAKE.. One of Josephine's rain bands comes... {I am not even wearing a jacket} so my clothes feel like they weigh 1,000 pounds when I finally arrive at school...

As I ride down the road... I get blown off my bike and land on the pavement {no injuries}... I then continue riding and arrive at PMS... when I finally arrive.. Josephines' winds force me to nearly crash again but I stay controlled.. I finally park my bike... and all my teachers actually wanna send me home cause I'm such a mess.. but I survive with my 1,000 pound clothes and have quite a story...

"Josephine 96" was my favorite storm
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#2 Postby charleston_hugo_veteran » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:26 pm

John You were lucky! Didnt realize you were so young....lol
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#3 Postby jaysonx » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:27 pm

LOL did social services show up the next day to your parents house?
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#4 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:29 pm

LOL Jayson.. No they didn't.. The school police officer, actually just laughed when he looked at me..
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#5 Postby JtSmarts » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:37 pm

Whoa John, talk about fighting the wind!
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#6 Postby Rainband » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:40 pm

Josephine96 wrote:LOL Jayson.. No they didn't.. The school police officer, actually just laughed when he looked at me..
I get why you use Josephine as your nick now!!! :wink:
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#7 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:41 pm

Yes JT.. I was fighting the wind.. that's for sure...
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#8 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:45 pm

Yes rainband.. I got up close and personal with a fiesty female lol
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#9 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:48 pm

Josephine96 wrote:Yes rainband.. I got up close and personal with a fiesty female lol


Well, if you take a short cut to PMS, you will be up close and personal with a feisty female! :wink:

(Couldn't resist -- it was funny to read your abbreviation in your story and have to stop and think for a second. :) )
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#10 Postby timNms » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:03 pm

Duck, you just won't do!! That was the best one I've heard in a while...and BOY, is it true...I live with 2 females...my wife and 17 yr old daughter. My son and I catch you know what 2 times each month LOL
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#11 Postby Josephine96 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:11 pm

LOL Tim...
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#12 Postby dixiebreeze » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:13 pm

I think Isabel has PMS right now.
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