Men's Urinal test

#1 Postby **bfez1** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:09 am

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

Amanzi · #2 Postby **Amanzi** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:17 am

ROFLMAO...

This is what it told me:
Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.

#3 Postby **bfez1** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:20 am

LOL--Bron
I scored a 30 and have never been in a men's rm.

How is our little "storm2k" baby doing?

Amanzi · #4 Postby **Amanzi** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:25 am

bfez1 wrote:LOL--Bron
I scored a 30 and have never been in a men's rm.

How is our little "storm2k" baby doing?

LOL... Me either, guess from the comment I got it kind of shows my lack of mens rm etiquette. :lol:

Baby is doing fine... my son felt her (did I tell you the ultrasound said it was a girl? cant remember if I did) kick... he was amazed, now he spends the day with his hand on my tummy waiting for her to move :wink:

JCT777 · #5 Postby **JCT777** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:27 am

LOL!! This test was hysterical! :lol:

Here is how I did:

50 out of 60

Well, although not perfect, it's nice to see that you're able to follow the simple rules of urinating in a proper and orderly manner. We're willing to bet that your friends aren't as good at peeing as you are. Now, isn't that something special? You can take pride in the fact that you know how to use the facilities properly. That's more than most of our staff can say....

TexasStooge · #6 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:52 am

LOL!!!! 50-60 here.

#7 Postby **bfez1** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:11 pm

Amanzi wrote:Baby is doing fine... my son felt her (did I tell you the ultrasound said it was a girl? cant remember if I did) kick... he was amazed, now he spends the day with his hand on my tummy waiting for her to move

How sweet!!! He's going to be a great big brother!

GalvestonDuck · #8 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:29 pm

LOL!

Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

#9 Postby **pojo** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:38 pm

I had the LOL barely passed....you must be a female answer! LOL this was hilarious!

Miss Mary · #10 Postby **Miss Mary** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:36 pm

I barely passed too! 30 out of 60 it said. The only one I scored very well on was all 6 stalls open, so chose 6. Correct answers were 1 or 6 if I remember that correctly.

Wow urinal etiquete is quite different from women's bathrooms! Can you spare a square come to mind? LOL

Mary

PS - you know what IS funny, is guys wouldn't even discuss this stuff. They just know it already I'm told. From a young, young age. LOL It's women who are curious I guess....

#11 Postby **coriolis** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:04 pm

I passed, but they forgot one rule: No comparing

#12 Postby **Pburgh** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:55 pm

40 here. Can't say I've ever used a urinal. Think it would be kinda difficult and messy. I hate drawing attention to myself!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

Miss Mary · #13 Postby **Miss Mary** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:19 pm

My hair salon is located in downtown Cincinnati. At a very old historic, ornate building (at least 75 years old). A few years ago they flipped the mens and womens restrooms around. The men had the largest and the women's was dinky. So they must have thought let's make the women's much nicer. But the kicker is that wall where the urinals used to be. They were marble. Uh huh, marble urinals. The plumbing was removed but they're still there. And I swear I don't want to linger in that bathroom when I'm in for a haircut. Oh no, I want to get the heck out of there. I almost want to put some silk flower arrangements in those urinals or something funny. I know it's an historic building and they don't want to totally renovate but come on!

Mary

#14 Postby **azskyman** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:17 pm

Not a realistic test. Each of the test possibilities omits that urinal that is 12" lower to the floor than the others.

Since it is obviously positioned in the line as a place for young lads to use and feel like one of the guys....my rule of thumb is to always stay two spaces to the right or left so I never find myself next to a young boy if the place empties out.

I scored a ten. Guess that means I should sit down from now on.

#15 Postby **streetsoldier** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:46 pm

I had to "pass" (no pun intended) on this test...my prostate problem is such that I have to sit, anyway.

Besides, it doesn't account for the "tough guy" test....banging "it" against the sides to dry "it" off (one of my specialties, way back when). :roll:

azsnowman · #16 Postby **azsnowman** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:33 am

"LOL!" I scored a 40......truth be known, I prefer *Pine Trees* myself!

Dennis

GulfBreezer · #17 Postby **GulfBreezer** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:36 am

30/60 ROFLMBO!!!!

Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

That was way too funny b/c I would have no clue how to pee like a man!!

#18 Postby **vbhoutex** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:56 am

OMG!!!My secret is oout!!!! I've been busted!!!! 30 out of 60!!!!! :oops:

Besides, it doesn't account for the "tough guy" test....banging "it" against the sides to dry "it" off (one of my specialties, way back when).

ROFLMAO!!!!! YOU TOO????? :lol:

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