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How would you answer this questions??? :-)

#1 Postby Guest » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:31 am

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot
of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman
says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly,
I'll forget about the ticket."

"Agreed!" answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of
you. What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure. But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is
it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the
ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.

"Okay, but this is your last chance. You fail to answer - you
get the ticket."

"Fair enough."

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"

"Sure, but what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it
a Harley?"

"How the hell should I know?" answered the guy, exasperatedly.

"Sorry, you're getting the ticket," responded the officer.

"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."

"Go ahead."

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve,
bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's easy," replies the officer. "It's a hooker."

"Sure, but, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
sister? Is it your daughter?"
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#2 Postby firefighter16 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:35 am

:lol: I think Bubba just went from ticket to jail in one question flat.... :lol:
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#3 Postby Lake Effect1 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:59 am

firefighter16 wrote::lol: I think Bubba just went from ticket to jail in one question flat.... :lol:
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#4 Postby GulfBreezer » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:25 am

OOPS! Can you say "Do not pass "go", do not collect $200" ?? :)
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#5 Postby southerngale » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:01 pm

That dude's getting a CELL!
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:18 pm

firefighter16 wrote::lol: I think Bubba just went from ticket to jail in one question flat.... :lol:



LOL!!!!!

That was a great one Ticka!!!!
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#7 Postby stormraiser » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:20 pm

:lol: But he gets an A for being quick witted.
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#8 Postby Stephanie » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:31 pm

southerngale wrote:That dude's getting a CELL!


:rofl:
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#9 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:45 pm

stormraiser wrote::lol: But he gets an A for being quick witted.


I would say its an "A" for Apprehended

LOL, nice one
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#10 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:45 pm

firefighter16 wrote::lol: I think Bubba just went from ticket to jail in one question flat.... :lol:



ROFLMBO!!! :jump:
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#11 Postby JCT777 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:30 pm

LOL! I guess that guy really didn't want to spend the night in his nice warm bed. :lol:
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#12 Postby wx247 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:32 pm

that is funny... :multi:
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