New England Temperature Conversion Chart

[j]

an oldy but goody:

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians and Nevisians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it
gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Miami die...
New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies
door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors and Patriots football
practice continues.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start
their "kahs".

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute
zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero: Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win World Series

[isobar]

LOL! Ain't it the truth. Them ah some haaahdy folk up there.

[Chris the Weather Man]

LOL!

[WoodstockWX]

lol, I got that in my email inbox just the other day!

[JCT777]

Too funny!

[weatherlover427]

ROTFLMBO! (I like 500 below zero )

[David]

LOL