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Employee to Boss!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:14 am

Employee........To Boss......."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss.............. To Employee............."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee........To Boss......."I just can't see my a$$ coming to work!"
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#2 Postby stormraiser » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:17 am

:lol:
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#3 Postby george_r_1961 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:39 pm

:lol: LOL
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#4 Postby george_r_1961 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:42 pm

:lol: LOL
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#5 Postby JCT777 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:25 pm

I have suffered from that more than once. LOL! :lol: 8-)
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#6 Postby GulfBreezer » Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:31 pm

How many of us would just LOVE to be able to REALLY do that????? I KNOW I would!
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#7 Postby azskyman » Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:35 pm

True story....I set a meeting with an employee this week who has had a poor attendance record.

He blew off the meeting and didn't even call.

He acted surprised when I was upset.

Dah!! He has anal something...although I suspect by tomorrow the cure will not be in the shape of a pill, but rather in the shape of a boot.
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#8 Postby CaptinCrunch » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:51 pm

LMAO :lol:
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