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Looking your age...

#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:22 pm

IF YOU HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD',
YOU MAY ENJOY THIS SHORT STORY.

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1967. Why?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and then asked. "Well I'll be! What did you teach?" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:32 pm

Ouch!!!! ROFL!!!
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#3 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:36 pm

I guess it's a case of "be careful what you ask..." :-)
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#4 Postby stormraiser » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:42 pm

:lol: Good one Marshall
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#5 Postby george_r_1961 » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:55 pm

LOL!!!!
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#6 Postby Lindaloo » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:56 pm

ROFL!!
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#7 Postby JCT777 » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:28 pm

LOL!! :lol: That's funny stuff. :)
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#8 Postby azskyman » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:41 pm

I went to my 20-year class reunion at a place where there were multiple parties going on. Having been 10 years since the last one I had attended, I began looking around and noticed a room full of old people. Couldn't be where our party is, could it?

Yup, it was.

My next reunion will be 40 years! It may be held in the geriatric suite at the Hyatt...the one with no steps, only ramps, and double doors in case an ambulance is needed.

The party will probably start at 5. Drinking will only be allowed after 9 for those who can stay up that long.

Where did all those years go?
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#9 Postby PTrackerLA » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:15 pm

Haha, that's a funny one...sorry to hear that though lol.
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#10 Postby breeze » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:33 pm

Oh, flitter! Why did you have to bring this up,
Marshall? :o :lol:
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#11 Postby Rainband » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:35 pm

Good one Marshall :) :lol:
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#12 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:03 pm

LMAO!!!

Boy, can't wait for those days....oh wait, maybe I can :lol:
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