THE POINTS SYSTEM FOR WOMEN

[chadtm80]

In response to the points list for men, here is the points list for women. Relationships are two way streets, you know.....

Simple Duties

Don't whine about the bed being made .... +1

Don't whine about the toilet seat being up .... +5

Using tissue when the toilet-paper roll is empty .... +2

Remembering to buy pantyliners when you're shopping .... +5

Returning with 20 frivolous items .... -5

Returning with Cosmopolitain .... -10

And tabloids .... -15

Filling out the quiz .... -20

Asking him to fill out the quiz .... -30

Ask him if the women in Cosmo are attractive ....-40

Hogging the covers .... -20

Social Engagements

You stay by his side the entire party .... 0

You hang on his arm the entire party .... +10

You let another woman hang on his other arm .... +20

Saturday Afternoon

You go to the mall together .... -5

You go to the mall and walk through the computer, electronics, & tool sections .... +10

You go to the mall and drag him through the lingerie department .... -10

You go to the mall and buy new lingerie .... +15

You spend the day shopping for furniture .... -2

You buy new furniture .... -5

And return it the next day .... -20

Then go buy more .... -50

You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .... +3

Most of it items reserved for you .... -10

Items that you'll never use .... -20

You visit his parents .... 0

His Night Out

You stay home while he goes out with his annoying friend from work .... +5

He goes out with his annoying work friends, and he comes home late .... +10

You wait up .... +15

He goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put him to bed .... +20

A Night At Home

You watch TV together .... 0

You rent a movie .... +2

It's got violence .... +3

And nudity .... +5

Lots of nudity .... +10

Showgirls .... +15

And you don't care .... +20


Finances

You forego something expensive to save money .... +20

You spend a lot of money on something impractical .... -15

Something he can't use .... -20

An expensive decoration .... -30

And it's tacky .... -50


Driving

You get the directions for a trip .... +4

You get the wrong directions for a trip .... -10

You forget to mention an exit .... -15

Because you were too busy checking your makeup .... -20


The Big Question

You ask, "Do I look fat?" .... -25

You get mad if he answers .... -30

You get mad if he doesn't answer .... -40


Feel Free to add to the list guys

[Miss Mary]

Chad - I like how your topic title is in all caps....are your shouting? LOL

Mary

[Josephine96]

LOL Mary.. Maybe he was shouting..

[Lindaloo]

ROFLMBO!!

[weatherlover427]

His avatar says no

[j]

Yard Work

You deliver ice cold beer without having been asked .... +4

You deliver ice cold beer without having been asked, wearing a skimpy halter top..... +20

You bring a glass of water, no ice, and complain that the bugs are terrible and you are going back inside where its cool .... -10

You offer to help rake the yard +5

You offer to finish raking the yard so you can catch the rest of the ballgame .. +20

You come in after raking for 5 minutes and inform that sex is out of the question tonight as promised because your back is killing you -20

you come in after raking for hours, sweating, clingy halter top, and ask if you would like to shower together? +30

the shower is just a shower and you are asked to rub and apply foot cream after the shower....she falls asleep while you are working on her feet -30