a little levity...

[c5Camille]

so.... a redhead goes to the Dr. and says "Doc... my entire body
is in horrible pain.... anytime I touch myself anywhere it hurts!"

the doctor is confussed... Then the redhead say "watch" and then
took her finger and touched her elbow and yelled in agony! then
she toucher her knee and yelled in agony... then touched her ankle
and again yelled in agony.

the doctor looked her in the eye and said "your not a redhead are you?"

she replied "i'm a natural blonde... died it red"

he said "I thought so... you have a broken finger"

[NWIASpotter]

I haven't heard that one before, that was a pretty good one.