> > >
> > > >>bar one night
> > >
> > > >>having a beer.
> > >
> > > >>The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly
> > >
> > > >>throws his glass in
> > >
> > > >>the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
> > >
> > > >>pieces. He says "In
> > >
> > > >>Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
> > >
> > > >>to drink with the
> > >
> > > >>same one twice"
> > >
> > > >>The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this]
> > >
> > > >>drinks his beer,
> > >
> > > >>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
> > >
> > > >>shoots the glass
> > >
> > > >>to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to
> > >
> > > >>make the glasses
> > >
> > > >>that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
> > >
> > > >>either"
> > >
> > > >>The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up
> > >
> > > >>his beer and drinks
> > >
> > > >>it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
> > >
> > > >>and shoots the
> > >
> > > >>Mexican and the Iraqi.
> > >
> > > >>He says "In Texas we have so many Mexicans
> > >
> > > >>and Iraqis that we
> > >
> > > >>don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
>
MIKE
