A solution for Ivan...(humorous)

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A solution for Ivan...(humorous)

#1 Postby chicagopizza » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:46 am

I came up with a little song that should stop Ivan in his tracks...

Ivan, Ivan go away..don't come back another day.

LSU and crawfish pie...Bam! goes chicory to destroy your eye.

Mississippi hates you too; stop making Biloxi blue.

Rueben and Buffet make life grand; Voices raised to break your bands.

Big Ol' Texas is the best. Stop your track to the West.

As for Florida, my southern friend, well, this torture has to end.

Beautiful islands in your path..stop giving them a nasty bath.

South, North, East and West..To destroy you we try our best.

Ivan, Ivan go away..don't come back this we pray.

Still working on the dance moves, but it's a start!!! Gee, I hope Emiril doesn't sue me for using "Bam!" ....maybe I'll change that to Boom...:)
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#2 Postby southtexasgal » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:49 am

OMG!!! LOL That is so funny!!!!
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#3 Postby FritzPaul » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:51 am

8-) :lol: Nice Prose!!! :lol: 8-)
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#4 Postby chicagopizza » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:53 am

Thanks. Tell that to my former college profs. Horrible grades in Lit!!!
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One for Frances too...

#5 Postby chicagopizza » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:24 am

After reading the 5am, apparently Frances needs a poem too...

Frances,Frances go away. Please stop your unwelcome stay.

Don't you know you've stayed to long; The name they gave you was so wrong.

You're like an in-law, you stupid beast..wreaking havoc on the east.

Frances-in-law, when will you end..stop attacking our Northern friends...

Just a joke. I'm not flaming in-laws as I happen to be one. :)
Better get a dozen roses for the in-laws now just to be safe!....:)
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#6 Postby krisj » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:35 am

Great poems!
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