Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time. (so true)
You think of your hall closet/safe room as "cozy."
Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in."
Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it. (again, so true)
You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months.
You too haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster.
You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase really means.
You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood.
You now own 5 large ice chests.
You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations.
You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your street. (extremely true)
You're depressed when they don't stop.
You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable.
You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window, when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator doesn't get it.
And finally - you might be a Floridian if . . . . .You ask your friends in Colorado to start sending you the Sunday real estate classifieds.
