Bumper Stickers

[TexasStooge]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken....Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God....Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me bout Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

[alicia-w]

I used to have one that read:

I swerve and hit cars at random.

[streetsoldier]

One of my favorites;

"If it's TOURIST SEASON, why can't we shoot them?" (Dennis/azsnowman would LOVE this one)

[breeze]

LOL....alot of the parents around here have a
bumper sticker that reads, "My kid is an Honor
Roll student at ..........." - I saw one that
read, "My kid beat up your Honor Roll student"!

[streetsoldier]

Along the same lines...

"My juvenile delinquent is SLEEPING with your Honor Student!"

[yoda]

Along the same lines...

"My juvenile delinquent is SLEEPING with your Honor Student!"

[storm4u]

haha now thats a good one!!