NOT QUITE "PC," BUT DARN CUTE!

[Dee Bee]

The Competition!


Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see
a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before
her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her
in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the
words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent,
sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular, black Lab speaks up, "I love liver and
cheese."

"Oh, how childish!" said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever"

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever, "How well can
you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my!" said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
the Lab's attempt."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs, "How about you,
little dog?"

Big in fame and finesse, it is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He
smiles, winks slyly, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab, and
says,

"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

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[tano68]

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Tano