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Sometimes you feel like a nut.. Sometimes you dont

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:03 pm

A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

He said: "She grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I noticed my underpants had come off and I was in excruciating pain."

Monti, of Birkenhead, admitted unlawful wounding but said she had little memory of what happened. She will be sentenced later.


Unbelievable.. lol I would say she is HALF nuts.. ok ok.. No more jokes.. maybe
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:15 pm

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OUCH!!!
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#3 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:16 pm

What is this world coming to....

Mom pours bleach down daughter's throat for having sex.

Man throws mother into yard with pit bulls.

Couple lock Grandmother in upstairs bedroom all day long, with only a sandwich to eat. (just saw this story today). Workers nearby heard the woman screaming and rescued her.

Well, we all know about the Bobbitt story.....

And now this one!!!!

I want to live in Mayberry!!!!!

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#4 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:17 pm

Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me
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#5 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:18 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me



:hehe:
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#6 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:18 pm

When he first met this chick, he probably told his buddies... "Man, I'd give my left.... to be with her!!"
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#7 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:20 pm

Omgosh Omgosh.... roflmbo!!!
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#8 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:26 pm

chadtm80 wrote:When he first met this chick, he probably told his buddies... "Man, I'd give my left.... to be with her!!"


OH!!OH!!OH!!!!MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!! :roflmao: :fools: :roflmao: :fools:
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#9 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:30 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me


Slugging Chad!!!!

If I were good at posting graphics I would.....you'll just have to imagine me slapping you around Chad!!!

Now shape up.....just kidding.

Remember all the Bobbitt jokes years ago? We were at a family picnic and of course the women were separated from the men. The Bobbitt story came up and we women were howling b/c all the men were wincing, laughing, talking, etc. but nearly all were crossing their legs, needing to sit down!!! In other words, none were standing with feet far apart, slurping their beers. None!

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#10 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:36 pm

Miss Mary wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me


Slugging Chad!!!!

If I were good at posting graphics I would.....you'll just have to imagine me slapping you around Chad!!!

Now shape up.....just kidding.

Remember all the Bobbitt jokes years ago? We were at a family picnic and of course the women were separated from the men. The Bobbitt story came up and we women were howling b/c all the men were wincing, laughing, talking, etc. but nearly all were crossing their legs, needing to sit down!!! In other words, none were standing with feet far apart, slurping their beers. None!

Mary


And also the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas mess for a while there, too.
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#11 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:50 pm

Kinda gives "Take me to the ball" a whole 'nother meanin', don't it? :eek:
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#12 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:52 pm

streetsoldier wrote:Kinda gives "Take me to the ball" a whole 'nother meanin', don't it? :eek:


:oops: :roflmao:
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#13 Postby Stephanie » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:33 pm

Well, at least we know he HAD them.... :lol:

You're bad Chad!
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#14 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:35 pm

Was that in the "Old Testicle" or the "New Testicle"? :roll:
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#15 Postby Stephanie » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:12 pm

streetsoldier wrote:Was that in the "Old Testicle" or the "New Testicle"? :roll:


:lol:
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#16 Postby coriolis » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:53 pm

That guy needs to run for his life before she comes back for more.

I would label her as a sexually violent predator, or is it a violently sexual predator?
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#17 Postby Brent » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:05 pm

OH MY...

:crazyeyes: :shocked!:

I don't know what to say... it hurts just thinking about it. :eek:
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