Facelift Joke (PG-13)

[TexasStooge]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed in the top of the woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted this procedure and over the years tightened the knob. The effects were wonderful and she remained young looking and vibrant.

After 15 years she returned to the surgeon with two problems. "After all these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The Doctor looked rather closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

[alicia-w]