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How to Determine the Sex of a Fly

#1 Postby JenBayles » Tue May 24, 2005 9:36 am

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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#2 Postby CaptinCrunch » Tue May 24, 2005 9:51 am

:roflmao:
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#3 Postby StormChasr » Tue May 24, 2005 10:29 am

:hehe:
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#4 Postby southerngale » Tue May 24, 2005 11:50 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby StormChasr » Tue May 24, 2005 11:53 am

First of all, who wants to spend the time deciding the sex of a FLY???? Like any of us has the time to do that? :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby Brent » Tue May 24, 2005 12:15 pm

StormChasr wrote:First of all, who wants to spend the time deciding the sex of a FLY???? Like any of us has the time to do that? :lol: :lol:


:roflmao:

and :roflmao: at the original post.
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#7 Postby streetsoldier » Tue May 24, 2005 12:19 pm

StormChasr wrote:First of all, who wants to spend the time deciding the sex of a FLY???? Like any of us has the time to do that? :lol: :lol:


Entomologists. :larrow:
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#8 Postby Rainband » Tue May 24, 2005 12:59 pm

:lol:
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#9 Postby Josephine96 » Tue May 24, 2005 6:12 pm

Rainband.. Is that an Andrew picture..?

Or is it a Frances or Jeanne picture..? I can't tell :lol:
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#10 Postby pojo » Tue May 24, 2005 10:21 pm

Nice joke!

Someone successfully passed Biology!
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