Actual Bumper Stickers

[TexasStooge]

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog... Dorothy.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW..

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

[streetsoldier]

"I do what the voices in my head tell me to do."

[Swimdude]

"My child and my money go to Texas A&M"

"My child is smarter than yours."

[streetsoldier]

"My child and my money go to Texas A&M"

"My child is smarter than yours."

"My juvenile delinquent slept with your Honor Student!"