HAHAHAHA
1. to test the heat of a pan for pancakes... throw a drop or two of water in the pan and if it sizzles... the pan is hot enough. Putting your hand on a pan is not usually a good idea LOL
2. A few little lumps are actually wanted in your pancake mix.. not biggies but little ones are a must for nice fluffy pancakes
3. paper towel lightly on top of the bacon helps prevent grease splatter all inside of the microwave
4. Napkins are your friend... say it with me now... Napkins are our friend! *winks*
5. You can't eat a WHOLE strip of bacon at once.. ok maybe you can LOL but you can't talk then LOLOLOL
6. What more does a woman want from a guy?... hummmm lemme think...a guy who cleans up after cooking!!!
Funny stuff Mike and just some tips from a Mom type who wuvs ya!

*huggers*