Place for silly forecasts and this poll.

[du1st]

Yes or No? Post silly threads here too.

[jax]

Hurricane Jose forms and heads for the storm2k server
and delaetes this thread only... then disapates...


now THAT"S silly! right?

[du1st]

Good one!

[hurricanefloyd5]

everyone in s2k please batten down the hatches for huricane jose a cat.5 hurricane of max. @175mph gusts to 200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now you all want to talk about silly this is silly enough for ya?????????????????

[Jim Cantore]

a cold front over the midwest becomes hurricane jose and strengthens to a cat 5 over land and hits chicago

[Matt-hurricanewatcher]

This season is dead...Forget about catching 1995 or 1933 that is just a dream!!!

[du1st]

Jose hits Alaska as a cat5.

[wxmann_91]

Jose makes landfall as a Cat 10 with 2000 mph winds in Southern California!

[Jim Cantore]

9 named storms in 2005

2 in 2006

Irene becomes a cat 5 near greenland and hits Iceland with 185mph winds

[Jim Cantore]

Andrew was a tropical Storm at landfall

The Labor day hurricane was just an afternoon thunderstorm

Floyd was a giant supercell

Ivan never reached tropical storm status

Isabel was a spray from a giant whales blowhole

Gilbert was a tropical wave at best

Frances was an old lady in an overheated car driving across florida

Lili had cancer

Charley was a government weapon being tested by the army

Camille was a oversized thunderstorm

Opal was a noreaster

Dennis was really mister wilsons house shrouded in smoke

[webke]

The models haven't given up yet I think we need to wait until it gets north of the islands to see what it decides to do.

[deltadog03]

jose will be the last TC and it will blow up to a cat 5 with 200mph sustained winds...it will change the global climate and lower it by 15 degrees

[coriolis]

Jose makes landfall at the tip of the Delmarva peninsula and splits into two storms. The west storm follows the susquehanna river and stalls over Harrisburg, washing the 3-mile island plant into the Chesapeake bay. The east storm follows the Delaware river north to New York State and turns into an August Blizzard over the Adirondack mountains, leading to the best ski season ever.

[BayouVenteux]

TD 10 reforms...but this time with a delicious creamy nougat center! Airborne Saharan dust is magically transformed into sweet milk chocolate and drawn out of the Atlantic skies into the feeder bands, spiralling into the sweet, gooey vortex.

Upon news of the storm's incredible confectionery composition, the National Hurricane Center breaks with tradition, and instead of assigning the name "Jose" from the official list, holds a press conference to announce that it will begin taking corporate sponsorship bids to name the system with all proceeds going to charity.

Tens of millions of enraptured American schoolchildren hop on their PCs, feverishly google "hurricane", and find their way to Storm2k to engage in heated arguments over Category D – for de-licious! – Hurricane XBox 360's potential sweetness at landfall, unabashedly -removed- for the spun sugar winds, torrential milk chocolate rains, and creamy nougat center to pass over their hometowns...the resulting record log-ons inundate the server, and....CRASH!

Unnnngh. Too much candy. I...think...I'm gonna...

[GalvestonDuck]

Is it coming to Galveston? Do I need to evacuate? I see an eye.


I think *someone* must have seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" recently?

[NastyCat4]

"Model consensus?" That is one of the best oxymorons.

[jasons2k]

He decides to break all the records, and goes 5 for 5 - 5 landfalls as a cat 5...and he's schizophrenic.

First he wants to be Andrew, slams Miami, but this time hits dead-on at downtown, then turns SW and traverses the Keys back into the GOM.

Then he wants to be Elena, rakes the northen GOM and makes another landfall further west, this time SE of New Orleans, pulling the whole lake into the city.

He jumps back west, out over the water, and then makes another hit on Jamaica Beach, leveling Galveston.

But wait, there's more...ala Allison he loops back around into the GOM and pulls a Donna, but this time making landfall in Tarpon Springs, FL, putting the entire Tampa area under water with a massive surge....but the grand finale is still ahead...

Jose says "I still want more" so he cuts east, pulls another Charley on Orlando, then heads north, making his final landfall in Northern New Jersey, destroying Manhattan and the US Economy.

(and thank God this is just a scenario to kill some time..........)

[Scorpion]

TD 10 is going to hit the coast of Florida as a major Category 3 or 4. It will be in a low shear, high SST environment. It will explode soon. This is not a joke forecast.

[Matt-hurricanewatcher]

I think it maybe possible Sco.

Here is my joke.

Jose/10 bombs into a cat5 hurricane hits near the nhc. In the nhc never notices it? The next morning they walk out in everything is leveled.

[du1st]

TD 10 is going to hit the coast of Florida as a major Category 3 or 4. It will be in a low shear, high SST environment. It will explode soon. This is not a joke forecast.

LOL!