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CRUISE I HAVE LIVED BEFORE

#1 Postby BEER980 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:49 pm

You know there is only so much you can take from this guy. How can we feel sorry for him being trapped in the life he is living? Have you ever noticed that people always were more important in past lives then this one? No one seems to be a common worker from the past they are all high ranking.

CRUISE I HAVE LIVED BEFORE

Star's bizarre claim

By Ian Markham-Smith

TOM CRUISE reckons he has lived before and was even more talented and successful in his previous lives. The eccentric War Of The Worlds star told a press conference that he is "old beyond reckoning". And despite all his wealth and fame, he believes his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.

"I really would have preferred being a brain surgeon or a research scientist in this life." Cruise, 43, told how he has known and loved his latest fiancee, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes, "many times in many lives before". He said: "When I was languishing in prison before being sent to exile, she used to send me notes hidden inthe collar of her pug dog. She's my eternal soulmate." Cruise said the"sheer joy"of finding Katie again in his current life was something non-Scientologists could never understand.

He added: "I know the history of this woman.Other people don't. "Until you've been with a partner in countless past lives, you'll never know the joy of rediscovering that partner in your present life. It's a joy I wish for all of you." Cruise hit the headlines in June when he criticised Brooke Shields for seeing a psychiatrist and taking anti-depressants to get over post-natal depression. And at his news conference, a Scientology-themed event with selected reporters from his fan club's newsletter, he claimed that Brooke was the lover of the founder of modern psychiatry, Sigmund Freud, in a previous life. He said: "I could tell you stories about Brooke.

"She was the mistress of Sigmund Freud, you know. Is it any wonder she promotes his discredited theories? She's so confused.

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#2 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:56 pm

I can't even come up with a punch line for that. It's hilarious enough on its own.
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#3 Postby streetsoldier » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:06 pm

And I'm the reincarnation of Genghis Khan... :roll:
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#4 Postby coriolis » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:33 pm

I was myself in a previous life. Now THAT's a burden to bear.
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#5 Postby Miss Mary » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:21 am

What Tom Cruise needs to do is stop saying such absurd comments (whether he believes in reincarnation or not, should be a private matter) and concentrate on helping Katrina victims. That would be the only way he could redeem himself in the eyes of fans.

The guy is a frigging lunatic! And what dear, sweet Katie Holmes sees in him, in a complete and total mystery to me.

Tom Cruise Smruise.......done with the nut.

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#6 Postby chicagopizza » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:42 pm

Mary,

I agree. To think I wanted to marry this man when i was 15! I know, I know, an actor is not the character they play, but when you're young...:) What you want at 15, you may not want at 36. :lol:

Man, do I sound old....
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#7 Postby Miss Mary » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:48 pm

chicagopizza wrote:Mary,

I agree. To think I wanted to marry this man when i was 15! I know, I know, an actor is not the character they play, but when you're young...:) What you want at 15, you may not want at 36. :lol:

Man, do I sound old....


Well, at least you wised up! I however can honestly say he did nothing for me. I'm older though, so maybe that's it...LOL Still, he was never a George Clooney in my eyes. And Brad Pitt used to in there, until he did what he did to Jen. So right now Hollywood celebs aren't very high on my list. Unless they use their power for good things (like this ever changing disaster in New Orleans). I am really surprised Tom Cruise's agent hasn't suggested he shut up about his religious views and put aside his wedding plans, and organize a benefit. Ah, but usually the music industry steps up before the movie set does.

Sad thing though, is Katie Holmes is caught up with him. I'm telling you, if I were her mother, I'd be so worried she's making a huge mistake!

Mary
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#8 Postby GrimReaper » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:47 pm

:roll: I think Tom Cruise's brain slipped down and out his loose boxers when he did that silly little dance in... what was that stupid movie, I don't watch his movies....oh yea...Risky Business.
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#9 Postby CajunMama » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:22 pm

*sigh* I guess it's time to find someone else to drool over. Tom's proving to be a real wacko. I should start a poll to see who my next idol should be :lol:
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#10 Postby chicagopizza » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:03 pm

A couple of the guys on Lost are pretty attractive...Wonder if they're normal? :wink: I'm just happy I have a husband who is waaay more sane than Mr. Cruise. (and, in my opinion, just as good looking!)
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#11 Postby Miss Mary » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:58 pm

Oh yeah, Matthew Fox is a good choice. And the guy who plays Sawyer maybe......my 15 year old daughter likes the actor who plays Charlie.

I think Brad Pitt has been replaced by John Cusack, personally speaking. :-)

Of course George Clooney remains at the top of my list.....after my hubby of course....

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#12 Postby HurricaneBill » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:59 pm

I wonder if Shirley MacLaine knew him in past lives.
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#13 Postby breeze » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:03 pm

HurricaneBill wrote:I wonder if Shirley MacLaine knew him in past lives.


ROTF!!! :lol: :lol:

Shhhhhhhhh, HurricaneBill - Tom will come up with a story for THAT,
too! :wink:

I was a "jack-of-all-trades" in my past lives - and, dang - I still am. 8-)
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#14 Postby Miss Mary » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:07 pm

HurricaneBill wrote:I wonder if Shirley MacLaine knew him in past lives.


Ditto - LOL!!! Hilarious comeback......we need comedic relief right now.....

Mary
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