TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS OF 2005 (just for fun)

[Dee Bee]

TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS  FOR 2005:

16. It's Hard To  Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Arse Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be  Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone  Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss  You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You  Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You  Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take  Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm  Afraid She'd  Win
9. I'll Marry You  Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable  Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By  Now
6. My Wife Ran Off  With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking  Better After Every Beer

And the number one  song:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[arkess7]