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For my Southern friends...

#1 Postby senorpepr » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:10 am

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have no more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:


"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
and West Virginia.
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#2 Postby Brent » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:14 am

:roflmao: :fools:
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#3 Postby southerngale » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:30 am

:roflmao:
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#4 Postby arkess7 » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:48 am

:hmm: :A: :A: :A:
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#5 Postby O Town » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:30 am

:lol: :lol:
:rofl:
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