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Wrong answer! Too funny

#1 Postby george_r_1961 » Sun May 07, 2006 6:36 pm

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
over
at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like
that
since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long."

Services will be held for Husband #2 at 2:30 p.m. Saturday
at Forever Green Mortuary
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#2 Postby Brent » Sun May 07, 2006 6:39 pm

:fools: :roflmao:
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#3 Postby Janice » Sun May 07, 2006 6:45 pm

Well, he is definately next and she will be celebrating.
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#4 Postby O Town » Sun May 07, 2006 8:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Sun May 07, 2006 9:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby CentralFlGal » Mon May 08, 2006 1:07 am

ROFL! Sharing this one :)
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#7 Postby alicia-w » Mon May 08, 2006 2:17 pm

I posted that one on page 23 of this thread two months ago....

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic ... sc&start=0
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#8 Postby Janice » Mon May 08, 2006 2:38 pm

Oh, Oh, George... to the doghouse for you... :roll:
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