The RUles for CHocolate

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The Rules for Chocolate

If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your
appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in
one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you
can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator.
Calories are afraid ! of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
protect themselves.

Eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate for a balanced diet.


Money talks, chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives and preservatives make you look younger.

Question: why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Answer: because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way
you'll get at least one thing done.