January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button>
on the stupid phone!!!
That's Jessica Simpson's year in review!
WHEEEW...THANKS!
