Famous last words

[Category 5]

That wasn't supposed to happen

Hold my beer

Hey yall watch this

It worked in theory

'Don't try this at home', my ass.

Click ?? ...This doesn't come with ammo ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhh...

Actually, there's a knack to opening the Concorde's windows.

And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...

Anybody in here have a match ?

Aww what cute little fish...

Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...

Come outside and say that, Tyson.

Cover me !

Cut the red one !

Dad, why the apple on my head ?

Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt.

Don't be so superstitious...

Don't panic !

Don't shoot, it's me...

Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

Don't worry, even though they have a powerful bite, the muscles that OPEN the jaws are really weak.

Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Don't worry, I read somewhere that bears mostly eat roots and berries.

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

Don't worry, my parents are asleep

Don't worry, this ship won't sink with this little water inside.

Everybody will be fine, just fi...

Give me liberty or give me death.

Go ahead you idiot, pull the trigger.

God will save me!

He's been a perfectly safe driver ever since his first Model T.

Hell's Angel ? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People ?

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

Here, you hold this and I'll light it.

Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can !

Hey, man, gimme a match. I can't see but I think my gas tank's empty.

Hey, we're out ! We're safe !

How could we possibly lose ?

Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know a safe wall when I see one.

Hydrogen gas plus oxygen gas makes water,...right ?

I'll get a world record for this.

I'll get your toast out.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

I'll put my head in, and see what's inside...

I'm bored...

I've done this before.

I've never felt better.

I've seen this done on TV.

I am challenging you in a duel !

I bet I can fit in there.

I bet most of the gasoline has evaporated by now.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I can hold my breath at least that long.

I can make this light before it changes.

I don't need a helmet for that climb.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

I feel better now...

I folded my parachute myself.

I have a very bad feeling about this.

I know how to handle a flame thrower...

I know it's 30,000 volts, but I'm wearing rubber soles.

I never get lost.

I rather fancy this cheese with the green mold on it.

I saw that Crocodile Hunter guy do this...

I think it said connect the brown wire to the negative terminal.

I will be back

I wonder where the mother bear is.

Inny meany miny moe...

Interesting...

Is that a bear ?

Is it true that crocodiles do exist in this area ?

Is that bone supposed to do that ?

It'll be a short ocean voyage. One week's worth of food and water will be enough.

It's just a short easy hike.

It's not the voltage, it's the amps that get you.

It's pretty much grounded.

It's probably just a rash.

It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.

It's strong enough for both of us.

It's supposed to make that noise.

It doesn't look like the bridge is out.

It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across...

It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ?

It should be ok to swim in.

It was fresh just last week.

It's one of the things I've always wanted to do before I die.

It's only explosive when it's confined under pressure.

It really isn't a red button, its more maroon...

It worked on Jackass...
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Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?

Let's drop our weapons and talk.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

Let it down slowly.

Let me handle this...

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

Look ! No hands !

Looks good to me...

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Me first ! Me first !

My faith will protect me.

Nah - flammable means it burns - inflammable is quite safe.

Nice doggie.

No problem. That's easy.


No, darling ! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.

No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'.

No, I read once that if you're driving over 55mph on the freeway and pull the key out of the ignition, the steering wheel won't lock, it's designed that way for safety.


No, the stream is not strong...


Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.

Of course being colour blind was no barrier to fulfilling my lifelong ambition to work in bomb-disposal... and now for the red wire

Of course he's intelligent, he's the President ain't he ?

Of course I'm fit to drive.

Of course it's sterile.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. It's probably nothing.

Oh, we don't need to follow the instruction manual. It all looks quite obvious.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

OK, this is the last time.

Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right...

Okay, so helium makes your voice squeaky... what happens with hydrogen ?

Oooopsss...

Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.

Patchy fog ? On this road ! Don't make me lau...

Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout !

Pull the pin and count to what ?

Rat poison only kills rats.

See, it'll be much quicker if I butter the toast while it's still IN the toaster.

So, you're a cannibal ?

Tequila ? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night and still be sober enough to drive home.

That's not smoke, that's steam.

That's odd...

That's the oldest trick in the book.

That should be at least enough gas to make it across Nevada.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one !

The piranhas must be full by now.

The sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder what's inside...

The toast is stuck. Pass me the knife, will you.

The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.

These are the safe kind of mushrooms.

These cockpit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.

These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like that, don't they ?

They're only ceremonial guards, they're unarmed.

They don't look so tough.

They only attack when they're hungry.

This boat/car/plane is in top condition.

This bomb alert must be a joke.

This does have a safety catch, doesn't it ?

This doesn't taste right.

This drink tastes a bit bizarre...

This will go down in history...

This won't hurt.

Those noises are probably nothing.

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmbeeeeeeerrr !
Trust Me, it's the blue wi.....

Uh guys ? Hello ? Anyone ?

Uh oh...

Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean ?

Wanna see me beat this train ?

Watch this...

Watch where you're pointing that bow ! You nearly...

We'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate.

We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not too good with a gun.

What's that beeping noise ?

What a fine air ship we have gentleman. The Furher is proud of this acheivement. Lets light some cigars to celbrate.

What do you mean my weapon was made by the cheapest contractor ?

Why are you guys smiling like that ?

Why do these candles say T-N-T ?

Why is your torch flame turning blue ?

Yeah ? Over my dead body !

Yeah, we've debugged it thoroughly. It's foolproof.

Yes, I'm sure this hold/belay/anchor/rope is good.

You can’t wake them up when they’re hibernating.

You sure this fireworks' dead ?

You won't get me alive !

You wouldn't dare...

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you ?

[Cyclenall]

You sure this fireworks' dead ?

I'm sure this quote was said a few too many times during this week.