
“Yay, my backyard is going to get buried! Buried, I tell you. Texas is the new Montana! Isn’t life a beautiful thing?”
“Doggone it, I’m only going to get 3-inches! If only I lived in _________, they have real winters. Why are the weather overlords against me?!?”
“Pffffttt. Only 2-inches? Who cares how cold it gets, I want snow! That’s it, I’m done. Winter cancelled, bring on spring.”
“So your model is saying ________? Oh yeah, well my model is saying _________! Take that!”
“Ever since we’ve had (less planes landing at DFW, Cowboys not winning a Super Bowl, the Aggies in the SEC, etc.), we can’t get rid of that cursed dry slot! I’m throwing in the towel, Wxman57 won again!”
“Why does Wxman57 always win?”
“The snowless doughnut hole over DFW lives again!”


