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If You Had A Dollar

#1 Postby Janice » Mon May 22, 2006 11:20 am

If you had a dollar for every time someone told you to _____________, you would be rich today.


Me......... "Don't worry about it "
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#2 Postby O Town » Mon May 22, 2006 11:36 am

How about everytime I hear,"MOMMY, she did this or that to me". :roll:
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#3 Postby coriolis » Mon May 22, 2006 11:50 am

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me for money, I could give it to them.
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#4 Postby chadtm80 » Mon May 22, 2006 6:45 pm

"Trust Me"
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#5 Postby Janice » Mon May 22, 2006 6:47 pm

Yikes, Chad, that is a scary one..... :eek:


Kind of like what Brad Pitt said to Jennifer....
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#6 Postby brunota2003 » Mon May 22, 2006 6:55 pm

hmmm..."If You" :lol: it is true though...
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#7 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon May 22, 2006 7:28 pm

If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "...and you're a Republican?" I'd be rich.

(Not going political here, just referencing the fact that some people think I can't be Republican because of other "traits" I have...and they say that A LOT!)
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#8 Postby HurriCat » Sun May 28, 2006 1:52 am

I'd be loaded if I got a crispy dollar bill every time someone opens their pie-hole about WEIGHT. You can't escape! :grr: Bwa-Ha-Ha-Haaa!
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#9 Postby wxmann_91 » Sun May 28, 2006 2:02 am

"shut up". I'm an incessant talker.

"not stress out" is another one.
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#10 Postby Cookiely » Sun May 28, 2006 5:00 am

Could you please ???
I need you to ???
I would be rich as midas.
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#11 Postby azskyman » Sun May 28, 2006 8:01 am

If I had a dollar for every time that someone said, "Hey there Mr. Weatherman, what's the weather going to do here?" I'd have earned enough to get my PhD in Meteorology!
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#12 Postby Regit » Sun May 28, 2006 8:13 am

"The Season is over" I'd have earned a million bucks just between July and November of last year. :cheesy:
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#13 Postby Janice » Sun May 28, 2006 8:16 am

How about "It is just a fish"..... :roll:
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#14 Postby angelwing » Sun May 28, 2006 5:52 pm

If I had a dollar for everytime I was asked a question...any question..I'd be a bilionaire and would probaly end up giving it all away anyway, you can't take it with you
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#15 Postby Josephine96 » Mon May 29, 2006 8:05 am

If I had a dollar for everytime 1 of my customers asked me if my grapes were seedless lol..
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