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#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:46 pm

> Seniors
> >
> > At a retirement center, a group of seniors were
> > sitting around talking
> > about all their ailments.
> >
> > "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this
> > cup of coffee," said
> > one.
> >
> > "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad
> > I can't even see my
> > coffee."
> >
> > "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my
> > hands are so crippled,"
> > volunteered a third.
> >
> > "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
> >
> > "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
> > neck," said a
> > fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
> >
> > "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed
> > another.
> >
> > "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said
> > another.
> >
> > "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
> > winced an old man as
> > he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in
> > agreement.
> >
> > "Well, count your blessings," said one woman
> > cheerfully "and thank God we
> > can all still drive"
> > .
> >
> >
> >
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#2 Postby David » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:48 pm

Lol, good joke.
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#3 Postby pojo » Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:07 pm

Now that the snowbirds are returning home, I'd guess I'll have to watch for potential 'accidents' waiting to happen.

Thanks for the joke.
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#4 Postby Pburgh » Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:11 pm

Good one!!
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#5 Postby Guest » Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:31 pm

LOL!
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#6 Postby JCT777 » Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:35 pm

LOL! Very funny! :lol:
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#7 Postby Pro-Storm » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:31 pm

Good 1!!
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#8 Postby thumper » Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:21 pm

LOL...
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#9 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:36 pm

That must be about Florida LOL
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