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Blonde Joke......very funny

#1 Postby GulfBreezer » Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:23 am

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. . . I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . " He sighed, "let's put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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#2 Postby therock1811 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:31 am

LOL!!!!!!! Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! My brother heard something similar... except it was Kellogg's corn flakes!!!!!!!!!
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#3 Postby wx247 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:19 am

LMBO! :lol: That was hilarious. I love it!!!!!!!!!
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#4 Postby bfez1 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:37 pm

Funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:43 pm

Whoa! :lol:

I enjoy making puzzles, but when you can't go anywhere with them, after the edge is complete it can get easily tiring. Then, you can't forget the cats trying to get the pieces; so you have to figure out where to hide what you have together and the pieces yet to be put together. We can close the guestroom door, which would work for the most part, but still.
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#6 Postby breeze » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:04 pm

Lmao! A friend gave me an Anne Geddes bean sprout babies
jigsaw....by the looks of that thing, I'd probably make a
better Tiger from a box of Frosted Flakes! :lol:
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#7 Postby azskyman » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:16 pm

Puzzles are fun...especially when long periods of bad weather set in. But it is disappointing when you get almost all done and realize someone has lost (or eaten) a piece or two. Maybe that happened because they thought every puzzle was a Kellogg's puzzle!
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#8 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:20 pm

Could be the case, Steve. Tony the Tiger is on the prowl! :lol:
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#9 Postby breeze » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:57 pm

LoL! :D
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#10 Postby David » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:11 pm

Lol, good jokes. Thanks for the laugh. :)
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#11 Postby Guest » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:18 pm

Thanks! I just love blonde jokes. My sister is a "true" blonde and I love teasing her with jokes like these.
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#12 Postby Pburgh » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:22 pm

I've tried that puzzle several times and failed miserably. I thought he could really help her get it put together. I guess some guys aren't as smart as they think they are!!!!!

Karan/the blonde!!!!
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#13 Postby weatherwunder » Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:58 pm

Very funny!
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#14 Postby weatherlover427 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:33 pm

LOL! :lol:
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#15 Postby JQ Public » Sat Jun 14, 2003 1:57 pm

Lol!! I only know one blonde joke i believe.

Q...How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

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3 - One to mix the batter and two to peel the M & M's hahahha hurr hurr.
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#16 Postby Pburgh » Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:15 pm

That's not true JQ. I can peel those M & M's all by myself. lol
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