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Who's ever learned a foreign language like this?

#1 Postby wyq614 » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:37 am

Japanese book teaches its reader what to say when making love with Chinese girl
Looking at the pictures, people here feel so angry that even want to kill all Japanese....

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Note the page number on the bottom of the left margin of each page.
Page 162 includes the following sentences:
- Sorry
- (Touch me) more tenderly
- Do you feel good?
- I feel so comfortable
- Don't stop

Next page:
- I can't stand any more. Me voy a correr (Spanish, I don't know how to express it in English)
- Wait, don't stop so fast.
- Te has corrido?
- Sorry, I can't make it(***) straight
- That's OK.

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Left:
- May I kiss you?
- May I kiss your beautiful lips?
- My heart's beating fast
- I'm so shy.
Right:
- Kiss me
- I love you
- Is it your first time ever to kiss someone?
- Relax a little.

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Left:
- Move closer to me.
- I need you
- I wanna hold you
- Hold me
Right:
- I'll take your clothes off.
- Help me take off the clothes.
- I feel so good.
- I feel shy
- Don't be shy.

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Left:
- Let's have a break.
- So that's all for today, ok?
- You make me feel great!
- You are so manly
- You're so cute.
Right:
- How do you feel?
- Great!
- Let me lie down on your arms.
- Ok, it's enough for me to feel good.
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#2 Postby Cryomaniac » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:24 am

Interesting way of learning language.

To be fair, Japanese culture does tend to be more open about things such as sex, so why not learn language that way?

Having said that however, the Chinese and Japanese people rarely get on with each other, and the anger is hardly a surprise.
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:26 am

OK, I've learned Spanish, but NOT like this!!
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#4 Postby Chacor » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:34 am

I had no idea what you meant in Spanish until I read the words in the picture (yes, for those who don't know, I understand Chinese).

"快出来了", :roflmao:
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#5 Postby Windswept » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9M5ddlZ ... re=related

How about this method??? Hysterical! I suppose the repetition and rhythm help, but ...rofl...what "interesting" choices of phrases to learn.
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#6 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:24 am

Windswept wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9M5ddlZOYg&feature=related

How about this method??? Hysterical! I suppose the repetition and rhythm help, but ...rofl...what "interesting" choices of phrases to learn.

As the staff of E!'s "The Soup" would say:

"What the heck was that?"
"What the heck was that?"
"What the heck was that?"
"What the heck was that?"
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