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I need a 710 please

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Sat Jul 26, 2003 8:53 am

A few days ago I was having some work done at
Eastgate Ford. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-
hundred-ten We all looked at each other and another
customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said
that she did not know what it was but this piece had
always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a
pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its
hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She
pointed and said,"Of course, it's right there." (scroll Down)


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#2 Postby Pburgh » Sat Jul 26, 2003 8:58 am

I have one. I had it changed the other day!!!! :lol: :roll: :roll: :wink:
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#3 Postby Colin » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:01 am

LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL! :lol:
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#4 Postby Stephanie » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:12 am

Pburgh wrote:I have one. I had it changed the other day!!!! :lol: :roll: :roll: :wink:



KARAN!!! :lol:

Good one Chad!
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#5 Postby Guest » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:59 am

LOL, always love a blond joke. :wink:
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#6 Postby David » Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:02 pm

Colin wrote:LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL! :lol:


Don't get to happy now...
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#7 Postby GulfBreezer » Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:09 pm

Nothing better than a good blonde joke!! Well, almost nothing :wink: , well, really there is alot of things better but I felt like being cliche'-ish :lol:
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#8 Postby breeze » Sat Jul 26, 2003 4:55 pm

I figured that one out before I got to the punchline....
thanks to my salt-and-pepper hair color... :lol:
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#9 Postby Lindaloo » Sat Jul 26, 2003 6:27 pm

breeze wrote:I figured that one out before I got to the punchline....
thanks to my salt-and-pepper hair color... :lol:



hoo boy!!! :lol:
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#10 Postby coriolis » Sat Jul 26, 2003 6:38 pm

Mine has a 710 also. That sure made it a lot easier to replace by putting a number on it. Now why don't they numbers all the other pieces too?
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#11 Postby OtherHD » Sat Jul 26, 2003 8:06 pm

It took me a few minutes to figure that out...and my hair is brown!!
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#12 Postby bfez1 » Sun Jul 27, 2003 10:32 am

You got me on that one, Chad
But it was cute!!!
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#13 Postby Pro-Storm » Sun Jul 27, 2003 6:52 pm

A 710......very funny indeed!
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#14 Postby ColdFront77 » Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:00 pm

Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:03 am ET:

Joshua21Young wrote:A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another
car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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#15 Postby JCT777 » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:03 am

Doesn't the "710" mean that you need to get it checked every year on July 10th??? :wink:
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#16 Postby therock1811 » Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:23 pm

ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It didn't take me but 3 seconds to figure it out... and I'm a dark-hair!
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