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What a woman!

#1 Postby southerngale » Tue Jul 29, 2003 3:41 am

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off of him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,
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"Clean my house."
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#2 Postby coriolis » Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:39 am

SG, I would clean your house for $100, but I'm not that good looking. Heck, I do it for free everyday.
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#3 Postby JetMaxx » Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:07 am

LOLOLOLOL!!!! :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby Amanzi » Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:45 am

HA.. I need me one of those kinda house keepers ;)
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#5 Postby GulfBreezer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:56 pm

Omilordy............the mental pictures are forming!!! :o
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